Telegram

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MESSAGE BEGINS

Telegram. Is. A. Part. Of. The. SI-system. By. Which. The. Information Content. Of. Any. Article. Can. Be. Measured. STOP. It. Is. Used. As. A. Unit. Of. Information. By. Which. For. Example. The. Cost . Of. Telephone. Calls. Are. Measured. STOP. One. Telegram. Weights. About. 0,0001. Normal. Grams. And. Can. Carry. The. Information. Equivalent. Of. A4-sized paper. STOP. Most. Telegrams. Are. Delivered. By . strippers. Posing. As. Girl Scouts. STOP.

The. Ever-growing. Internet. Traffic. Has. Upscaled. The. Amount. Of. Information. In. Networks. And. Currently. The. Most. Advanced. Phone. Lines. Can. Carry. Teletons. Of. Traffic. A. Real. Improvement. To. The. Telekilogram-lines. Of. The. Last. decade. STOP.

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