Worst 100 Reflections on 2008

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This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2008. Gotta start somewhere, right?

100. The previous list is put on VFD...

...and the first piece of 2007cruft was kept.

99. Dr. Skullthumper goes senile.

I have a newfound respect for senile people. PULL UP YOUR PANTS.

98. Uncyclopedia offends the whole country of Malaysia

Now, where the hell is Malaysia?

97. Zombiebaron thinks it would be a good idea to add himself to this list.

He is correct.

96. PENIS MAN appears. EugeneKay and THEDUDEMAN go crazy.

So many penii.

95. Sanity Control: An Essay on Creating Mounds of Crazy Forum Topics by Various Uncyclopedians

Blame EugeneKay.

94. Voting scandals on the eve of the primaries.

93. Anonymous users briefly lose the ability to edit Uncyclopedia due to wikia wackyness.

Before long, the statues quo is restored.

92. Emperor Alex Wang, A.K.A. LOLZORZ, appears.

It's Bensonism all over again.

91. Kalir is the most half-assed troll ever.

90. An attempt to translate this article into Latverian is started then hastily abandoned as nobody cares.

89. An exercise in futility.

88. Uncyclopedia gets a five-star rating system for articles.

Everyone rushes to give their own userpage five stars.

87. The Main Page is unprotected, move is declared a smashing success.

Spang didn't hesitate in ruining the fun.

86. Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek screw with each others' sigs.

In a matter of days, chaos ensues.

85. The internet's greatest search engine-- The Ask Hinoa Forum!

84. Nintendorulez is unbanned.

Predictably, nothing happens.

83. Famine officially confirms his departure from Uncyclopedia.

He celebrates by leaving a seven thousand character response to nothing on his own talk page.

82. Savethemooses says goodbye to Uncyclopedia.

Rumour has it that he got laid, and found that he liked it.

81. Dr. Skullthumper, as all mad doctors are prone to do, creates a monster.

Eventually, it develops emotion and renders most users on the site obsolete. People laugh nervously and make poor jokes as their doom approaches. A small mob with pitchforks and torches heads for Skullthumper's door, only to discover they can't figure out where he lives from Google Earth, and gives up.

80. HALP!

Easiest five bucks I ever made.

79. Kalir tries to become a storyteller.

It is soon thwarted by the cock-hungry masses.

78. The "sexy admins IP" finally gets an account.

Such a shame Famine missed this.

77. The NXWave saga continues, as Qua is put on trial by the community in the court of Justice Mordillo.

Elsewhere, Drama cackles like a madman.

76. Some guy gets a puppy.

Chaos ensues.

75. In a final fit of irony, Premier Gorbachev causes the Iron Curtain to fall

Millions of free people the world over cheer and hold keggers

74. Blag Jesus himself pays a visit to Uncyclopedialand.

Nobody really noticed, though.

73. Manforman is named King of Switzerland.

War is immediately declared on Uncyclopedia, but nobody cares.

72. Sonic Youth break up.

Rioting ensues in the streets of New York.

71. Legendary club, CBGB's re-opens.......under new management.

Rioting ensues in the streets of New York.

70. Michael Richards goes on tour.

His mother attends the first show, out of pity.

69.

lol thats all guyz

68. A shortage of Worst Reflections leads to some shit being made up

Nobody cares.

67. PENIS appears, and turns out not to be a dick.

Dexter111344 nominates him for Uncyclopedian of the Month, where he only got two votes. Damn you Leddy!!!

66. What the hell...

...is this?

65. RAHB loses what little was left of his self-control.

Hey, I heard Alice Cooper's coming out with another albu--*splat*

64. At some point long before it was documented here, the UnSignpost was born, then abandoned by its two main writers.

They still deliver stuff, though(maybe)! Get on the mailing list today!

63. Dexter111344 decides he isn't mentioned enough on this list.

So he adds another reflection mentioning himself.

62. Anyone up for some Donkey Kong?

Anybody?

61. Fangirls SUCK.

“Fucking fangirls. Fangirls are responsible for all of the wars in the world.”

~ Mel Gibson on Fangirls

60. Spit it out, already!

C'mon, man!

59. Thekillerfroggy, the most awesome admin on the site, wins WotM

He is just so damn awesome.

58. Cajek is banned for trolling around Wookiepedia.

Yes, again.

57. After a nasty break up, Orian and Yettie give birth to UnProvise.

Amateur thespians worldwide groan in unison.

56. TheLedBalloon, armed with an inflated sense of his own importance, lets admin powers go to his head and starts giving orders.

Rebellions ensue.

55. Roman Dog Bird returns after a two month leave.

Hey guys, what's going on?

54. Flumpa leaves in a huff over spilt milk.

So what else is new?

53. Enzo Aquarius's user page is declared to be the messiest in Uncyclopedia by Codeine.

He doesn't care.

52. Famous d00ds begin using Uncyclopedia!

Excellent.

51. Last person to edit wins.

FU SPANG (again!)

50. The Hour of MacGyver

From Enzo Aquarius posting pictures of Stargate, leads to a whole hour of replacing words in TV/movie titles with 'MacGyver' in IRC.

49. Some of Uncyclopedia's unsung heroes finally get sung

Hippos: They can deepthroat everything.

48. Waves demands the deletion of the BHOP and IRC

He is promptly given a swift kick in the ass by Codeine.

47. BENSON GETS A FEATURE!

THE SITE'S MOST GLORIFIED BASTARD IS NOW OFFICIALLY A CUN(T)

46. Less than a week into RDB's, Dr. S's, and RAHB's oppings, sitenotice tomfoolery ensues.

45. Uncyclopedia jumps the shark, for what must be the twentieth time now.

Users rejoice, and express gratitude that "that site everyone hates" is finally going away.

44. Sitenotice battles eventually result in a VFH-whoring message.

The masses are compelled to vote, and everything works out perfectly and they all lived happily ever after.

43. Wikia decide they want more money.

They decide to get sannse to tell us the day before that they are killing our domain.