Wind farm
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The Wind Farm is the never-ending source of energy that is being developed to power Uncyclopedia during the coming years.
The device is composed of two pure substances:
- Cannabis - popular recreational drug known for its ability to attract hippies.
- Tofu - tasteless vegan protein-substitute known for its ability to attract health freaks.
The device operates on the principle that smoke always blows towards the non-smoker. Place a pile of cannabis next to a pile of tofu; the former will attract hippies who will start to smoke it, and the latter will attract health freaks toward whom the smoke will be attracted. A traditional wind turbine built between the two will thus be provided with a constant source of wind.
This is not to be confused with a traditional wind farm where wind seeds are planted to grow wind for harvest and placed on the side of a target to blow everything out of your cart as you turn around the corner.
Oscar Wilde, always one to recognize the violation of laws of thermodynamics, found a way to harness the limitless kinetic energy of the endlessly drifting ganja smoke to power his Uncyclopedia. The device is expected to replace the Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts Device and the Cat-Toast Device as soon as engineers have solved the few remaining problems regarding soap.
