Wiki
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- "Wiki" may be confused with "Wiki wiki", which is the onomatopoeia for turntable scratching. It must not be confused with "wee-wee" which is something completely different.
“It's like a kiwi except inside out.”
~ Captain Obvious on Wiki
“When I saw how small his wiki was, I laughed out loud! Poor fellow.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Wiki
- I want to have a really cool website, with a ton of content, but I really don't want to have to try very hard because let's face it, I'm one lazy son so I guess I'll just get a bunch of other people to write, edit and fix the complete lack of punctuation or grammar in my sentences for free - yeah, that's a great idea, now I have to lay down because I am tired
- A type of bird from Hawaii that goes wee kee kee. Wikis live in nests, hence the term nested wiki. Be bold when handling such birds.
- Sometimes it makes words appear on your feet.
- Also an onomatopoeic sound used by white guys when pretending to scratch like a proper DJ. As in "boom chakka chakka chakka wiki wiki wiki boom".
- One whose hair is set on fire by tea lights.
- The sound Jawas make when you kill them in super star wars
- Wiki (hawaiian for quickie)quick sexual intercourse usually at office parties.
- Rhymes with the name "Miki"
wiki was basically a scam. I mean, what kind of people want to SCAM you??? Jerks...
The concept of the Wiki was first used by the gay tribes in the Hawaiian and Aleutian islands, who carved massive wooden statues to represent their favorite Wiki god or goddess. Soon, young flower picking maidens (who were of age) managed to string multiple flowers together and throw them over the statues' heads. The males in these tribes saw this activity, and pretended to be the statues by hiding in the bushes with only an enormous grin showing. When a string of flowers was thrown over his head, he was said to "get lei'd."
The tradition continues to this day.
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Like all true democracies, a Wiki is omega-complete. There is the Wiki of Miss Nowicki
Wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki waa waa. Bee dobee do wap wiki dap wiki wiki dip dop dee doo dah day... YEAH!!!! WIKWIWIWIWIWIWKFWEIFKWEIEKH:FGIJKWERGHDEghjsdf;gkhldvfaerhgjkl;vnhdf
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[edit] Wiki (Chemical Element)
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| General | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Wiki | |||||
| Symbol | Wiki | |||||
| number | 14 | |||||
| Physical Properties | ||||||
| Melting point | Database Crash °C, or maybe Database Crash °F | |||||
| Boiling point | Nuclear Attack °C, or maybe Nuclear Attack °F | |||||
| Flavour | MouthwateringWiki is a very corrosive element, and can only be melted or boiled durng a Database Crash or a Nuclear War. It is also claimed to be able to heal people with very serious diseases. | |||||
