Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings

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Wheeling Jesuit University contains a number of solid structures, often housing portals to other realms. While some offer temporary safe-haven for the subjects of WJU, others hide appaling torture and depravity. Some of the more notable are:

Contents 1 Major Buildings 2 Dorms 3 Facilities 4 Holy Sites

[edit] Major Buildings

• Acker Science Center

• Alma Grace Mugabe Center

• Donahue

• Swint Hall

• Swint Hall Annex

• NTTC, otherwise known as Ultimate Federal Pork (Ultimate Council of Light, #34).

• The Center for Evil Technology, or the CET.

[edit] Dorms

• Campion/McHugh

• Kirby/Sara Tracy

• T-More

• Ignatius, or as the locals call it, The Vortex of Suck.

• Lundy Hall

[edit] Facilities

• Academic Resource Center

• Acker Wind Tunnel

• Common Grounds

• Das Rathskellar

• Fed Acker Huang Observatory

• The Kiosk

• Library of the Damned

• Metaphysical Plant

• Troy Theater

[edit] Holy Sites

• The Cheese Wedge

• Jesuitdell