Whats His Name
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What's His Name was that guy who was in that one movie. The funny movie. No, the really funny one that came out a few years ago... and he dated that blonde singer with the big tits. I can't believe I don't remember his name! You know who I mean, your ex-girlfriend thought of him during sex. You didn't know about that? Sorry, dude.
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[edit] Childhood
Born in Wherjemacallit, the son of Wotsit Whojamacallit and Thingy Whatsername, a couple of iterinant Whatevertheyrecalleds. What's His Name was usually mistaken for his name as That Guy, This Guy, or That One Guy, not because his eyes were huge but because they weren't. So stop saying they are before I break ya friggin' legs. WHN (or Whin, as he came to be known) was an orphan and got his first guitar at the age of 14. He became extremely famous in his hometown of Googleton, where he moved at some point or other when he was very young.
[edit] Big Letters!
Because he was very famous in Googleton, 50 Cent found him and asked him to go on tour with his band, Ku Klux Klan. So Jimi --I mean Whin-- started every show for the band's World Tour and became famous World-Wide.
[edit] Entering Stardom
When Whin (LOL, when Whin...) turned 18, he was drafted into the War on the Moon, AKA The War on Oil. During The War, Whin flew into a star, which put him into stardom.
[edit] After the War
After the War, Whin became a DJ and went to Yale to get a Ph.D in Wicka wicka scratching. He then became famous for his weird lyrics such as "'Scuse me while I kiss this ki", which was actually a Battle Rap against the characters of Dragon Ball Z.
[edit] Death
After getting signed to Racist Records, home of Ku Klux Klan and the 1870s, Whin went on a World Tour with ticket grossings going into the $100,000,000s. During the World Tour, Whin became addicted to Kitten Huffing and was found dead on his tour bus, apparently due to a Kitten Huffing overdose.
