Washington, D.C.

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[edit] History

The Washington Central Library

The initials "D.C." following the word Washington stands for "District of Columbia" Years of war followed until finally the British lost to the Colonists, who became the contry of USA.

George Washington was the first person to be elected president and the only president who did not live in the white house. It was built during the John Adams administration In the 200 years in US history, many presidents have come and gone but some have managed to last longer than 4 years. The citizens usually elect another president after 4 years. Only one has held the position for longer than eight years, Franklin Roosevelt. Current holdings of the US include Puerto Rico and Guam.

Washington D.C. has a newfound hobby: stealing sport teams from other cities. First the Washington Nationals and now the Wahington Bayhawks.

Edit; The Building itself

[edit] New statehood

On a hot summer day, August 15, 2006, Capitol Hill legislators passed a law which granted Washington, D.C. voting rights in Congress. Representatives and Senators from Washington, D.C. are allowed to vote, but their vote doesn’t count.

[edit] Places to see

• Vietnam War memorial
• Arlington National Cemetary.
• The White House

One of the greatest sites to behold in Washington is Arena of Alexander the Great!

• The Lincoln Memorial
• The Jefferson Memorial
• The Smithsonian Institution

[edit] The Metro

The Washington, DC Metro is a network of railroad tracks with many stops in Washington, DC itself. The rest of the lines are located in Virginia or Maryland.

[edit] Manurfacturing

Only known things made there are the shits, shit, bullshit, horseshit. The people who live in Congress are known to be full of shit

[edit] The Washington, DC mega-metropolitan area

The mega-metropolitan area of Washington, DC shares the Baltimore metropolitan area. It serves Maryland, Northern Virginia and the "extreme" eastern panhandle of West Virginia.

[edit] Maryland

Main article: Baltimore.

• Baltimore
• Chevy Chase - Sorry, actor Chevy Chase does not live here.
• Towson

[edit] Northern Virginia

• Alexandria
• Arlington
• Fairfax
• Langley - Home of world's intelligence agencies, the CIA.
• Manassas
• Vienna

[edit] See also

• Colombia
• Taxes
• BosWash
• Washington, A.C. (50Hz, 220V)

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