Waffles?

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“Ahh the grand question the one wright under Salt?, Evil salt? and the meaning of life? Which is salt?”

~ God on Waffles?

“Damn good question.”

~ Rhea on drugs

“I'D like some?”

~ Captain Obvious on Captain hooker

“waaaaaaaaaaaafffffffffffffflezezez”

~ DJ Nutsack on waffelz

Contents 1 The Great Question 2 Uses for the Question 3 The good times 4 Yes 5 nO 6 Noes 7 In conclution 8 Also See 9 Do not worry

[edit] The Great Question

The question that has plauged humanity for ages. Waffles? has ended wars, saved kittens from trees (who wanted to huff them), set fire to vikings, listened to what ninjas have to say, caused people to wed even on Wednesday? um tuesday?........THAT DAY YOU Know.In some cases it has even caused squirrels to attack amongst the evil purple dinosaur.

[edit] Uses for the Question

• A pleasant days Waffles?
• Cats:All your base are...Gentlemen. Waffles?
• Noah I want you to; Waffles?
• Waffels?
  • twitch* Waffles?

[edit] The good times

There was a time when Waffles ran wild and freeeeeeeeeee! But um?

Waffles?

[edit] Yes

Waffles are good. I like them they like me and for me they are good. Waffels Rgud.

[edit] nO

Not now! This is neather the time or place for "Waffles"!

[edit] Noes

Oh noes all my WAFFLES are belong to Gone/Eaten!

[edit] In conclution

Waffles? Never a bad time for them.

(Also, "Waffles?" is spelled wrong three times in this article. It's true, look it up.)

[edit] Also See

Waffle

IHOP

ROFLWAFFLES

Pancakes?

and Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 04

[edit] Do not worry

Do not worry my child you have yet to see the true potential of the grand question. Why has it chosen you? you ask. It wants you to carrie out it's mission and came back victorious All will be explained at the sub station now go!

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