User talk:Zim ulator
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For those fo you who have a perverse inclination to find out what kind of drivel zim has on his older talk pages, check these out:
[edit] New stuff under here please.
Another point: we, with your approval, kick the onion's ass.
[edit] User's Guide
Zim. Thx. User's guide not friendly enough to diagnose remedies for formatting challenges. No wonder so few post articles to UnNews. Will keep trying & learning. Plz make suggestions as to formatting errors. Greatly appreciated. LOVE the site. Smuggler. P.S. Ugh. Just checked it. I GOTTA quit writing articles when I've worked the graveyard shift! Lord the errors!
[edit] "I have a fucking headache"
The word "hilarious" should be used sparingly. With that in mind, I found that one article hilarious. Of course, I'm a moron to the highest degree. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 
17:49, Feb. 7, 2008
[edit] Nice ta meetcha
Thanks for the heads up about signing articles. Curiously, how do I prove to a friend that I wrote it (originally)? Sorry to be such an egoist, that's just how I masturbate... Mentally... --WesMan20 19:42, 25 February 2008 (UTC)WesMan20
[edit] UnNews:Next Saw Film To Include a Goatse-Trap
Hello. You should put this in the front page, it's my best Unnews ever. --
VFP Eincyc (talk) 16:59, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Hello
I see that my article is on the right-hand side front page of UnNews. I'm still a n00b, so does this mean it is Quasi-Featured?--WesMan20 03:59, 16 March 2008 (UTC)WesMan20
[edit] Hey Zimmy
Good to see you around. When are you coming back to the audio business? It's awfully quite without you. ~
20:01, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
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[edit] Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!
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The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.
So, Zim ulator, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE(and as the person whoring, Tayor!)
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
Why did I choose you to whore to? Because there is no getting around how much we need you, how much the cows need you. Please, won't you help quell our pining? MuCal. Tayor 
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:13, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Why of course it's because I miss you! :P Actually, I really haven't talked to you in a long time, and you're one of the first people I invited...in fact it's most likely! Pig is the wrong farm animal! But yes, a little :P And you're welcome! soooo...what's going on? MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:54, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] CMC
Welcome Zim ulator to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!
You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.
Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!
I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.
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Welcome aboard! - [09:20 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
[edit] UnNews article. Plz contriboot.
UnNews:Direct China-Taiwan fights begin needs sound. A little. I don't remember/know where the request page is, so mind telling me that too? --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 10:04, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] I just have to ask.
Did you really name your dog "Evelyn the Modified Dog"? If so, you rock even more than you did before, and that's saying something. Cheers. -RAHB 00:35, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yes... that's how reverend zim_ulator rolls. It's one of my favorite Zappa songs. Evie likes when I sing it to her, but ignores FZ when he's on the stereo. She also likes another song I made up called "(I have a) Cookie for the puppy, fuck the kitties!". My new PC fixin's are on their way, and I'm hoping to have a decent studio again. As it it, I can't even listen to music any more!
- Also, thanks for all of your help around UnNews. I feel a bit like an evil godparent to UnNews, and I'm happy to see it lives through the herculean efforts of other gits like me... to wit, yourself. I delare you to rock awesomely. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:13, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- You sir, have excellent taste, as well as excellent awesome. As for UnNews, think nothing of it, I'm glad to help out anywhere I can, UnNews being a particularly worthy endeavor. I think I'll be starting to do some audios for it again myself, keep the spirit alive and all that. Best of luck to you on your computer fixing and your studio stuffs. We'll all be waiting with open arms, anticipating the return of Zim. -RAHB 13:32, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Master Zim
I asked RAHB to help around with Unnews since you're not on every day, and as much as I love the Unnews palace I don't seem to get in there too much lately. I hope you don't mind! Let me know if you have any reservations or just want pie. I always have a pie available. Cheers! ~ 21:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
- It's just occured to me: you are possibly among the top ten cool Jews I know. Thanks for all of your help with UnNews, and for keeping me in your wetware L2 cache memory. I've been absent mostly due to PC problems, and also some home issues getting in the way of my proper life ie, doing UnNews stuff. You rock significantly; just thought you should know. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:40, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks :) You shall always be the dirt under my rollers! ~ 09:15, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks :) You shall always be the dirt under my rollers! ~
[edit] Thank you
I'm not being sarcastic here, but thank you for not deleting my article. I'm rather new to this venture, so it'll take some time to learn the ropes. But thanks for being nice. honestly. N734LQ 16:49, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- You're welcome, and I have no doubt as to your sincerity. However, since I know what I know is only in my head, it does make me wonder... am I an insane butterfly, or am I Satan dreaming I am in ansane butterfly? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:57, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks
I just noticed my UnNews story about George Romero featured on the UnNews page. Thanks (I think you're the guy to thank). I was actually certain that it would be deleted. --WesMan20 
(talk) 18:49, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] White House Article
Hello sir. My White House article didn't show up on the front page, but the formatting stuff looks correct? Am I missing something?--WesMan20 (talk) 18:16, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
