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Contents 1 Yuri von Juan is pleased with you. 2 Xmas 2.1 Merry Christmas 3 From me 4 Merry Christmas 4.1 Mince Pies 4.2 Hugs 4.3 Award for you 4.4 Welcome 4.5 You won a LAFTA! 4.6 Serious question? Inconceivable! 4.7 Request for Checkuser 4.8 §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 4.9 Happy Valentine's Day 4.10 PLS 4.11 Sig Pic 4.12 Speaking out at an average volume at Sansse 4.13 Message 4.14 Ban 4.15 Thanks.

[edit] Yuri von Juan is pleased with you.

As such, accept a template that says so.

The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a person.

[edit] Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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Premier Tom Mayfair 21:59, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Such a sweet card! What could I do by make one with my own fair hands, especially for you -- sannse esnnas 19:04, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

And happy new year. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:53, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks Rangeley! And to you :) -- sannse esnnas 09:09, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

Actually, I'm not a drinker. It's bad for my depression. Maybe we could do cider or egg nog instead? --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:44, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Codespammer alert! I mean, erm, Merry Commercial Conformity Period from everyone at the Hindley procrastination club. Peace and love. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 15:35, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa! This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget, Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded. So be good, or else.

Have a jolly Christmas, Hannukah, Tri-Quarterly Lunar Festival, whatever it is you celebrate, from Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:43, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Codeine proffers you a Humbug as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin (but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

Yay seasonal template spam! Happy Christmas, sweetie. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:45, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Well this is just getting ridiculous, cards everywhere.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:17, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

You have a very big collection of cards :D --—Braydie 15:02, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

\o/ thanks all, beauoootiful cards -- sannse esnnas 12:31, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

It's a bit late, but I hope you don't mind. -- Mitch 13:36, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Late is 30 Dec, so this isn't. Ta! -- sannse esnnas 20:02, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] From me

Thanks Tooltroll! -- sannse esnnas 20:02, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas. As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:52, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Yay!!!! Pressies!!! I promise not to open it early again -- sannse esnnas 20:02, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

You got socks? As though you needed more... The Essjay (Go away) 16:44, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

One can never have too many socks -- sannse esnnas 17:14, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Evening falls, the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room

Cold-hearted Orb that rules the night
removes the colours from our sight
Red is grey, and yellow white
yet we decide which is right
and which is an illusion

Night time to some,
a brief interlude.
To others,
the fear of solitude

Brave Helios
Wake up your steeds
and bring the warmth our country-side needs.

-- di Mario 22:24, 23 December 2006 (UTC) (with some help from the Moody Blues)

Goodness gracious silly me! I forgot the choccies! Here they are.... <imagine the damnedest box of choccies you ever received /> -- di Mario 22:28, 23 December 2006 (UTC) (Sorry, I'm just not good at templates and images and stuff. The thought comes straight from my heart though).

That's so beautiful, thank you di Mario... and choccies too, what more could be asked for :) -- sannse esnnas 22:33, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Mince Pies

• sannse|awayish prefers mince pies

Braydie has awarded you some mince pies! For preferring mince pies.

--—Braydie 15:04, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Yay! thanks Braydie

Hehe, that's no problem.. Pretty slow day today really. --—Braydie 09:05, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hugs

flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

Aww, thanks FF, and congratulations :) -- sannse esnnas 12:40, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Award for you

I have noticed on the recent changes that you are working hard at deleting a massive amount of duplicate images. For that, you deserve and award:

Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram! ...for your hard work at deleting duplicate images.
Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.

--General Insineratehymn 18:36, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Aww... thanks! -- sannse esnnas 19:50, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome

Guido Protection Fund Member This user's membership in the Guido Protection Fund is Paid In Full They are not to be fucked with under penalty of broken kneecaps.

--LordKaT

I guess that's good? Ummm... thanks? -- sannse esnnas 18:25, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You won a LAFTA!

You have been recognised by the LAFTA awards committee for your services to Uncyclopedia. Here is your trophy:

LAFTA This Lifetime Achievement For Total Awesomeness award goes to Sannse for being both a dedicated Uncyclopedian and Wikia staff member. Excellent Work!

Congratulations! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:31, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Aww.. thanks... I shall kep it on my mantlepiece and keep it shiny. Except I don't have a mantlepiece, but it's the thought that counts.

[edit] Serious question? Inconceivable!

Hi Sannse, could you tell me if it's possible to purchase the Wiki platform by a corporation for internal use (i.e. - company's intranet)? If so, who should I contact? Someone at Wikia? Thanks! ~ 12:00, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Hi Mordillo. We use MediaWiki, which is totally free and available for anyone to use. You can get more information from mediawiki.org. You will also need PHP 5.1 or later, and MySQL 4.0 or later. See php.net and mysql.com. Hope that helps, and good luck :) -- sannse (talk) 12:33, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Many many thanks! ~ 14:21, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Request for Checkuser

Hi. Could you please run a checkuser on SlyFox? Someone claims he is a sockpuppet of Azazer, and we want evidence. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:28, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

I second this request. However, it appears that Sannse is away for the week, so we need to ask another admin to perform a checkuser. --General Insineratehymn 08:33, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

She'll be back tomorrow. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:46, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, nothing comes up on Checkuser. Azazer's activity was to long ago for me to get any results. So it's totally inconclusive on this one -- sannse (talk) 12:41, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

What about any of his sockpuppets (maybe his latest), or any of the IP adresses he used were open backslash proxies? That could work... --AAA! (AAAA) 05:34, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

If they were proxies, that tells us nothing (unless the edits were pretty much at the same time). If you can tell me the names of any socks, or the IPs in question I can look... but as I don't have an IP for Azazer, there isn't anything for me to compare it to. -- sannse (talk) 09:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Try User:King and User:BlackMachine. They were banned on 15th and 17th of January 2007. As for IPs, try 64.62.191.236. He is the most recent backslash proxy used for Powershot's deeds. Also, can you give me a screenshot of the checkuser screen? --AAA! (AAAA) 11:19, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

There are no results for User:King. User:BlackMachine appears to be the same person as User:Slyfox, although I can't say that with total certainty, as it's a general looking ISP... However, there are no other users on that IP and no other IP shows for those users. There are no logged in edits from 64.62.191.236. And for the screenshot: no. I'm afraid you will have to take my word for this. -- sannse (talk) 12:10, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

That's good enough. BlackMachine was a confirmed sock of Azazer, and it says SlyFox is a sock of BlackMachine (I think).

AAA! has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--AAA! (AAAA) 02:53, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ

Let's be honest... My name doesn't have too many fans. I've used Squiggle as my shortened name for a while now (User:Squiggle is even a redirect to my page) and I think that it's the time for an official change. Since you're away, I don't expect a quick response, but if you can please get back to me as soon as you can. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:45, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Also, can you change Braydie's name to User:MisterWibblyWoo. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I vote that you don't change Squggle's name, and instead change Rcmurphys name to User:Zombiebaron, and Zombiebaron's name to User:Mhaille, and Mhaille's name to User:Bradaphraser, and Bradaphraser's name to Famine, and Famine's name to User:Tompkins, and Tompkins's name to User:Rcmurphy, because that's the way I always imagined things. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:04, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

I would also like my username changed, to §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ. • Spang • UotF | talk • 03:05, 13 Feb 2007

But that means that Squiggle would have to become User:Sannse, and Sannse would have to become User:RadicalX, and RadicalX would have to become User:Zim_ulator, and Zim_ulator would have to become User:Hinoa4, and Hinoa4 would have to beceome User:Hinoa, and Hinoa would have to become User:Isra1337, and Isra1337 would have to become Spang, just to even things out. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:14, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

OK, so let me check I've got this right: I'm changing Bradaphraser to Mhaille, Mhaille to Zim_ulator, Zim_ulator to Zombiebaron, Zombiebaron to RadicalX, RadicalX to Squiggle, Squiggle to Famine, and Famine to MisterWibblyWoo? But what about Codeine? Was he to Rcmurphy or Aspirin? sannse esnnas 17:11, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

I thought I was MisterWibblyWoo? —Braydie 17:16, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Awww... but it suits Famine so much better! -- sannse esnnas 17:27, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, that's true. I guess I'll have to think of a better name to change to. —Braydie 17:29, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I super-for-sure-never-change-my-mind want to go through with my breast enhancement surgery name changey thing. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:13, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Happy Valentine's Day

As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, DiZ would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them. Happy Valentine's Day, and I hope you get some this year.

--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:19, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Awww.. a disgusting bloody heart on my talk page. That's so sweet. Remind me to paste your page with diseased livers next year <3 -- sannse esnnas 09:45, 15 February 2007 (UTC) (p.s. I don't think I want any thanks ;)

[edit] PLS

What do you need to send me fantastic prizes? Email address or physical mailing address? Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 02/16 23:37

Your physical address would be best, but if that is a major problem then perhaps we can use PayPal. I guanentee that there will be no explosive substances in the standard Wikia brown envelope (and it does with out saying that your address would remain private. Although I said it.) -- sannse (talk) 10:21, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

All I will say is that since I gave Sannse my address for the August PLS, I've gotten a suspicious number of physical enhancement pill adverts and several offers for courses in woodworking. Maybe there's no correlation. —rc (t) 18:21, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

*whistles*   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:06, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

A belated thanks for the most kickass prize package I have ever received. It had me laughing for the better part of two days. And a big "how did you know"? Because when I got here, I was down to the lime in my G&T, although I had gone with a nice cut of salmon instead of a burger. The gin does make me live happily ever after tho. Nice choice! Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 03/15 22:07

Woohoo! glad it got to you OK. And of course it's gin, I have the greatest respect for anyone who can drink that crap... -- sannse esnnas 13:27, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sig Pic

Actually, I could use a little help if you don't mind. I've tried shrinking the pic in my photoshop, but apparently, my photoshop sucks. I can't get the image to look right as opposed to the current version. And I don't understand the thumbnail thing. Doesn't that put the little thumb box in my signature then? Sorry, about this, I didn't even think about it. I'm really not too knowledgeable when it comes to wiki formatting. mrthejazz (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 23:07, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

I've uploaded a small version and added it to your sig. I hope it looks OK to you. The thumb trick means you link to the small version on the server, so you don't see the thumb box - but no matter, this way works too. Let me know if you want any changes, I adjusted the contrast a little, but maybe you don't think that's an improvement -- sannse esnnas 08:35, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

It looks great. Thank-you! You're the best! mrthejazz (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 19:04, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Speaking out at an average volume at Sansse

The maths on the Special:Editcount are virtually Uncyclopedic in their unaccuracy; it forgets to carry a pi, or something. For instance, mine shows 3,420 out of 10,405 as 0.03%, which is obviously the fault of a decimal point who thinks he runs the place. No biggie; I just like give people problems to solve. It's a small but integral part of my plan to take over the world. (And yes, there's something deeply wrong with 10,405 total edits. But that one's not Uncyc's fault. It's merely the enabler of this comedic relationship) --Sir Modusoperandi 14:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, we saw that one... it's something about it reading , and . as the same thing. It's on the bug list, and I should think it would be fixed very soon. Sorry for this! -- sannse esnnas 19:30, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Message

My email settin's were bad. use tommayfair1227@yahoo.com to reply. Sorry. Premier Tom Mayfair 18:39, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Oops, should have seen that. Resent (my email is slow today, connection problems, but it is getting through) -- sannse esnnas 18:46, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Replied. Premier Tom Mayfair 19:16, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ban

Hi Sannse, OK, I was just joking around with Tom & didn't know the link was *that* bad. I thought it was just a silly thing *until after Zombiebaron clicked on it*. Talk to you in a couple of days.--Shandon 19:56, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks.

Thanks for helping me with that construction template. Didn't know as I'm not a regular. Josh215 23:32, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Umm, you're welcome, although I have no idea what you are talking about... -- sannse esnnas 07:54, 13 March 2007 (UTC)