User talk:Sannse/Archive

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Contents 1 Hello 2 Yuri von Juan is pleased with you. 3 Wankers Sensation 4 Super Chron-Chron 5 Since you asked 6 Welcome! 7 VFP 8 LOL 9 a different subject 10 incidentally 11 Thanks 12 PLS 13 Wikia 14 NHS 15 The Tsar 16 Patience 17 Especial CSSs 18 Thank You ^_^ 19 Why? 20 My Welcome Template 21 Argh! Help! 22 Vote! 23 AI LUV U 24 Interwiki to why: 25 Kudos 26 American bukkake.jpg 27 The no more thsn 2 account thing 28 Resignation 29 Signed 30 Changing usernames 31 Xmas 31.1 Merry Christmas 32 TheUltimateHistorian 33 Shock Image? 34 From me 35 Merry Christmas 35.1 Mince Pies 35.2 NRV --Rgsupergrover 02:28, 26 December 2006 (UTC) 35.3 Vandal! 35.4 My Image 35.5 Courtney Love? 35.6 Tom Mayfairs son 35.7 Account 35.8 Printing 35.9 Cyberbullying 35.10 Hugs 35.11 iPhone goatse 35.12 Username change 35.13 Congratulations 35.14 Award for you 35.15 Welcome 35.16 You won a LAFTA! 35.17 Sorry... 35.18 Username 35.19 Serious question? Inconceivable! 35.20 Request for Checkuser 35.21 §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 35.22 Happy Valentine's Day 35.23 PLS 35.24 Sig Pic 35.25 Speaking out at an average volume at Sansse 35.26 Message 35.27 Ban 35.28 WikiHelp 35.29 SANNSE!!!!!(Guess Who) 35.30 UnSignpost: 21 October 2008 35.31 Technical issues 35.32 That cookie thingy we discussed yesterday 35.33 Images 35.34 excuse me, but 35.35 Delet My Page 35.36 Delet My Unneeded Page 35.37 UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008 35.38 What's the chances of getting 35.39 UnSignpost: 13th November 2008 35.40 Assistance required 35.41 UnSignpost: 20th November2008 35.42 Thanks. 35.43 Thanks for the vote! 35.44 Hi Sannse 35.45 Vote 35.46 w00t! 35.47 Hya 35.48 Oh come on... 35.49 Checkuser request 35.50 Doing something 35.51 Waffles 35.52 Wa-hey! Free Food! 35.53 Might as well ask 35.54 confirmation 35.55 new question 35.56 about IRC 35.57 Pantsless Ninjastar 35.58 Image:'s Sauce.jpg 35.59 Cleaning Up 35.60 Image:Alphabet1.png 35.61 skin 35.62 Thanks for the award! 35.63 New versions of DPLforum and CreateBox 35.64 Cheers! 35.65 Cheers Again! 35.66 cookies 35.66.1 Consume this cookie! 35.67 'Lo Sannse 35.68 A Modest Proposal 35.69 I'm locked out of my account 35.70 Rename 35.71 Now I'm ready 35.72 How? 35.73 LEGO 35.74 Checkuser request 35.75 From my talk page 35.76 What are the odds? 35.77 Unused Images! 35.78 image:black.jpg 35.79 Choose Your Own Audio Adventure 35.80 That Wikia Spotlight Thing 35.81 THANK YOU 35.82 ThrowSomeds 35.83 IRC 35.84 My Images 35.85 Re: Image 35.86 My Image (cont.) 35.87 Re: Images 35.88 Wikia told me to talk to you about this. 35.89 Flyingfeline needs your help 35.90 deleted images 35.91 DemetriMartinX.gif 35.92 You may recognise some of this template code 35.93 CheckUser 35.94 The Michael Jackson show & stuff 35.95 Page source comment fetchy things 35.96 Wrong interwiki nl 35.97 CAPERCORN AWARD 35.98 Images 35.99 namespace for 'no' 35.100 Embarrassed adoptee in distress 35.101 Is this the right place? 35.102 Help! 35.103 Delete this page 35.104 Delete User:Jet123 and User talk:Jet123 35.105 PLS Prize 35.106 Heh 35.107 UnCameron footnote problem 35.108 For your challange 35.109 Delete User:Jet123 35.110 My name change 35.111 Checkuser 35.112 Thanks 35.113 Check, Check. Test 1...2..Test 1...2.. 35.114 Comrade 35.115 A moment of your time? 35.116 Name change 35.117 Password 35.118 Error reminder 35.119 Please rename my username 35.120 Checkuser plz 35.121 Loldongs 35.122 Name change 35.123 Title blacklist 35.124 Recent Changes typo 35.125 I'm sorry mistress! 35.126 Possible socks? Need a checkuser. 35.127 Jingle Bell Rock 35.128 I yam what I yam. 35.129 Rough Pubs 35.130 Banning Question 35.131 Merry Xmas! 35.132 Indeed, it is that time of year again isn't it 35.133 Bloody Pagans 35.134 Have a not-shitty Christmas! 35.135 A WARNING 35.136 Oh look! Another christmas template! 35.137 Christmas and stuff 35.138 Mandatory Christmas Greeting 35.139 Please change the username Borogx into G&K 35.140 Merry Christmas 35.141 Merry Xmas! 35.142 I appear to have been banned from #uncyclopedia 35.143 Sannse I happen to know this blocked user 'Luna Santin Sucks'. 35.144 PLS prize money 35.144.1 Consume this cookie! 35.145 Hello Checky User Please 35.146 Me again, pesking 35.147 Huuu-huuu :(( 35.148 Geoffrey Boycott move 35.149 You rang? 35.150 Request for name change 35.151 Indiana Jones and the Prize of Poo Lit 35.152 Let's never mention this again, eh? 35.153 Help?? 35.154 Checkuser 35.155 SO YOU ACTUALLY WIN STUFF!!!??? 35.156 Checky checky 5 dollars 35.157 Name change 35.158 "Royal Mail". Ooo, classy! 35.159 Help! 35.160 Wiki update 35.161 Wierdness 35.162 Hey, Username change? 35.163 Unoriginal header requesting a checkuser (woo, first time!) 35.164 Hello Pesky User Once More 35.165 Wikia-wide autoblock 35.166 BrokenRedirects Broken? 35.167 Report a problem-widget 35.168 Um, me again 35.169 Oh noes! 35.170 Mistress Pussy 35.171 A Request for Her Majesty 35.172 Madame Pussy Mistress 35.173 Um, me again (again) 35.174 Checky Checky 5 dollah(yes, I'm stealing Mordillo's joke) 35.175 Trouble archiving my talk page 35.176 Wikia Search Headaches 35.177 User:Sannse/table 35.178 Checkuser please (I'm quickly running out of jokes here 35.179 Ta for pic 35.180 Tag Request 35.181 I award you one gold star 35.182 Logging in, out, in, out, shake it all about 35.183 I Sycamore of this 35.184 Pretty sweet, no? 35.185 Ta 35.186 ouch, really 35.187 name change 35.188 I blame Tor 35.189 I blame For 35.190 UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008 35.191 Checky Checky 35.192 Also checky checky 35.193 UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008 35.194 UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008 35.195 Tag Fix 35.196 locked out 35.197 PLS bling 35.198 Star 35.199 UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008 35.200 Young Master Cajek 35.201 Undelete image request 35.202 It LIVES!!! 35.203 New wikia style 35.204 This is a test! 35.205 'Lo Sannse 35.206 Thanks 35.207 UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008 35.208 Sandwich paper 35.209 Congrats! 35.210 Think I'll have to steal more of your ideas in future.... 35.211 It would be awesome 35.212 UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008 35.213 Wanna see a kewl video?? 35.214 Me likes your blog 35.215 UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008 35.216 I hate to do this but... 35.217 Hellair 35.218 Thanks for vote 35.219 UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008 35.220 UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008 35.221 hi sannse i'm syndrome 35.222 Weird VFH stuff 35.223 UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008 35.224 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to...checkuser 35.225 Please change my name 35.226 UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008 35.227 Revert request on Vagina 35.228 The "E-mail this user" thing is broken. It says "You must be logged in and have a valid e-mail address in your preferences to send e-mail to other users." even if I'm logged in and have a valid e-mail address in my prefs 35.229 NotM 35.230 Sorry to bother you 35.231 Tag Fix 35.232 UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008 35.233 Please change my name (cont'd) 35.234 Cockroaches 35.235 UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008 35.236 Checky McUserPlease? 35.237 Where's my money?!?!?! 35.238 UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008 35.239 Forgotten Password 35.240 UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008 35.241 Hellair der mis 35.242 Waitress? Check please... 35.243 UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008 35.244 UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008 35.245 Image:Miscbutton.png 35.246 Thanks! 35.247 UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008 35.248 The Poles O Doom are needed 35.249 bot flag 35.250 Can we get Sarah Palin partially protected? 35.251 UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008 35.252 UnSignpost: October 10th 2008

[edit] Hello

Have you noticed how much your Talk Page looks like your User Page? Oh....someone has spoilt it now..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Bah and humbug, and it was such pretty symmetry ... -- Sannse 23:16, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Yay! symmetry restored! -- Sannse 08:29, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

No.....your sig is bold on one page and not on the other... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

OOO...kay.. so the next project is a proper uncyc sig... -- Sannse 15:03, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Like this one: -- sannse esnnas 19:11, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

testing to see if this message automatically appears on the other side. -- mowgli 09:27, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

yes it does -- sannse esnnas 17:01, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

i noticed. and it does faster than you can get to the other side to check if it does. -- mowgli 22:08, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

That's the wonders of teknowledgey for ya -- sannse esnnas 06:04, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

hey sannse, inspired by your wikipedia user page, i've put up my pic. on my user page . let me know in advance if you decide to pull yours down anytime in future - i'll pull down mine too. :) -- mowgli 09:42, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

i'm wondering if i should put your "user page" in my watchlist or your "discussion" page, or both. -- mowgli 17:35, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

on the pic: ever heard of smiling man? on the watching: depends whether you want to watch my user page or my discussion page, or both -- sannse esnnas 19:37, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

re: the former - so many she-friends have said aigzactly the same thing that it almost freaks me out. ok i'm not smiling in the pic. but look how benign, radiant & munificent my face looks? no? well, look again!! re: watching - how do i watch your user page, discussion page & you at the same time? is there a hidden algorithm for that somewhere? for now i'm content watching just this page.-- mowgli 21:07, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

(matter a.) Oh, I see the beradificence of course, it's not quite drowned out by the complete lack of facial expression. (matter b.) Watching just this page is probably wise. Sort of sidesteps all the issues of prosecution for illegal bugging and stalking -- sannse esnnas 05:46, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

he he he. i took no time stalking talking back this time. i need a

"s-talker+theys-is-dangerous" template now. -- mowgli 06:59, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Yuri von Juan is pleased with you.

As such, accept a template that says so.

The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a lowbrow.

[edit] Wankers Sensation

Here is a good page for that picture: Commercial Break. I would add it myself, but there might be some overly Britich pun about chickens and anals that I am missing.-- Swami A. Suresh 08:44, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

A very very very late reply... yeah, that's a good one -- sannse esnnas 20:33, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Super Chron-Chron

Geez, this is the second image compliment I'm passing out today (what's wrong with me?)... Your ChronChron image is really great stuff -- lots of attention to detail and expertly crafted. I'm sure there must be too much going on in it to be featured, but I love it just the same. That needs to be displayed somewhere prominent, like a museum or Parliament. It definitely rewards repeated viewings; I'll go back and look at it again right... now. --Immy I will never wash my talk page again 22:48, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

A very very late reply... Thanks! I really appreciate the compliment :) -- sannse esnnas 20:33, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Since you asked

[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Sannse/Archive, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:16, 3 July 2006 (UTC) & Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

....awww... bless <3 -- sannse esnnas 15:17, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] VFP

Thanks for the vote. You just helped fulfill one of the more obscure prophecies in the Book o' Revelations.--Sir Modusoperandi 04:52, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips? When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault

[edit] LOL

lol. lol. lol. lol -- mowgli 09:27, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Well, somone took all that trouble to make it... I might as well use it <3 -- sannse esnnas 09:30, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

aww! well, there will be yet another fan with a more creative img. maybe yours truly. -- mowgli 19:17, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] a different subject

Should I take precaution? -- Swami A. Suresh 22:59, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Nah, just stalk him back -- sannse esnnas 06:29, 31 August 2006 (UTC) (guessing the subject...)

[edit] incidentally

'cos you're active in wikipedia and 'cos wikipedia overwhelms me and 'cos their pump is apathetic and 'cos Nv8200p looks fearsome, i was wondering if you could tell me:

• if this image in this site is actually under copyright? the fine print in the site says, "Copyright © 1996-2003" - isn't that "past" plus would that automatically include imgs if the site is still under copyright?

• i've tried enquiring about its status from the site owners by email but all my mails have gone unanswered for frankly they couldn't care less.

• Nv8200p has deleted my uploading twice and he's pissed off - i can sense it.

• if i digitally alter it (say make it say "charcoal" in photoshop), will he still delete it?

• i want to (desperately) add the image to this page.

feel free to redirect me to someplace else if you don't have answers (except ask me to leave nv8200p a msg). tia. -- mowgli 15:17, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Obviously, I am not a lawyer an all that, so this is just my understanding:

Copyright does not depend on a copyright notice. So an image is copyright on the photographer (not the owner) or his employer (in some circumstances) whether or not it is marked as copyright. The exceptions are images that have been specifically released from copyright, or very old images that are no longer regarded as copyright. There's no reason to think that this one is either.

"Fair use" may apply, but in this case I doubt it. The reason we can get away with that on Uncyclopedia (probably/maybe/we'll find out in court) is that the work is done for reasons of parody - something specifically protected in the fair use conditions.

Changing the work does not change the copyright status. The images becomes a "derivative work" and is copyright of the original photographer and the new artist. However, unless the new artist has permission for the new work, it is a violation of the copyrights of the original photographer. So the fact that he holds, in part, copyright to the derivative actually means nothing - it's still illegal.

So, the short answer is, it's a violation of copyright, and of Wikipedia's rules. Sorry! -- sannse esnnas 15:37, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

thought so. i thought digitally altering might circumvent the legal issue, oh well. i suppose i'll have to do with just providing a link. thanks. -- mowgli 16:00, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

so like you can merrily reproduce text (long passages - the crux of the book minus the chaff), with impunity, as long as you cite your source but you can't reproduce b&w photos today? everything regresses to a digital signature in today's age - then why this bias? reprints and imitations are made and distributed freely in the print world. obviously something jars when it's taken to mean for all media. i think "images" are caught in the in-between of this fight between print and other medias. i suppose one would have expected the leniency extended in times bygone to reproductions of portions of text and duplication of images for illustration -- provided the source was duly acknowledged, to have persisted in the laws of today? it's actually a subject for philosophers of law and we will have to wait for their verdict (the corporate-nation-states would love to sponsor the deliberations of these jobless philosophers, of course). just rambling (i do that often). -- mowgli 17:28, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Text is subject to the same restrictions. You can paraphrase, and possibly quote a small section as "fair use", but a large reproduction is a copyright violation, as is a slightly altered derivative. Of course, what is a derivative and what isn't is a matter for the courts... it's a complex area with a lot of variation. You can't copyright facts, but you can copyright the format those facts are in. Fiction has it's own set of variations, and parody comes into it again. It's more of a subject than I care to go into... so I'm just say ALBATROSS! and leave it at that --- sannse esnnas 20:09, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Congratulations on achieving adminhood, for better or worse... heh heh rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:15, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

bah! we peeps plebs are honoured your highness has graciously consented condescended to accepting adminship here. while we'd love to welcome you aboard with flowers and brickbats like your beloved fan, glib Splannse, we hope you will forgive us artless souls soles-of-your-used-shoes for being being unable to gush likewise in the present instance. -- mowgli 15:58, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

<insert hurt puppy-dog expression here> -- sannse esnnas 16:31, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

"You rock!" ...and are NOT a smeg head Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

And the same to you Zim! -- sannse esnnas 04:16, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] PLS

Hi Sannse, thank you for the PLS gifts you sent. I read up on Sir Cliff Richard today & realized it's gotta be tough to miss someone who's had such a long career, but I did. Anyway I don't think nice things get acknowledged enough. So thanks!--Shandon 00:01, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

\o/ glad they got to you safely! -- sannse esnnas 20:04, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Wikia

Thanks for welcoming me at Wikia. And thanks for warning me 'bout my sig and Angela userbox. I'm pretty defiant and get carried away with my templates. -- Premier Tom Mayfair 16:33, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

np, thanks for fixing them :) -- sannse esnnas 07:03, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] NHS

Thanks, I'd completely forgotten about that. *ahem*. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 07:54, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] The Tsar

Sadly my PSD was too tubby to send via email, even zipped. You're the expert in these matters, so if you can think of something hexelente... or you can plod on without it, of course. 00:13, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Ah, no matter, thanks anyway. Perhaps you could just tell me the source for the hat and then send me just leyla's head? The other changes I think I can duplicate now I have your image for guidance. Thanks -- sannse esnnas 11:07, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Ah, hello, sorry I forgot I posted here. I'll see what I can do, because I'm sure it would fly through VFP. You definitely don't have a mail account that would take a 10 MB file? While I'm here, is there a way of splitting text into two parallel columns, instead of it running right down the page for miles? Cheers 23:17, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

you could try either sannse@tiscali.co.uk or sannse@gmail.com - I think the gmail will work

best way to get columns is with a table I would say, I can't think of any easier way - but that doesn't format the text into equal lenghts, I don't know of a way to do that. Sorry -- sannse esnnas

Thanks, Sannse. Sorry to hear the lithium isn't working its smooth charms this week. And you should have gone with your gut and given me the crackling power of the op - trolly came back out from under his bridge! 20:32, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Damn, you are right, I should have. Curse those depression induced doubts and worries. Sorry 'bout that -- sannse esnnas 09:08, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

That's all right. If you, uh *cough* want to op me anyway, just in case, I'm sure I'll hold up under the strain. Or the starin. Whichever. 18:15, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

is starin better than lithium? what's the generic name? -- mowgli 19:13, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Maybe he means sarin, which is way better than lithium, but sadly not available on the NHS -- sannse esnnas 06:29, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

No, I just spelled strain wrong. Shouldn't have corrected it. I may have been a bit pissed. 13:21, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Patience

Hello oh great and wise admin. why did you huff my pretty page patience? it was being reviewed! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/patience could you re-instate it maybe? Thanks. --no, yuo chat 18:07, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Because I didn't have any of course... restored. New messages on talk pages go on the bottom by the way. -- sannse esnnas 18:15, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Many thanks. --no, yuo chat 18:19, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Especial CSSs

Could you help me, please? How do I apply an especial CSS for some pages such as Emopedia? Tnx. - Template:Usuário:Usien/ass 18:49, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I've already soved it... Thanks anyway... - Template:Usuário:Usien/ass 13:42, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thank You ^_^

THANK YOU Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP In Soviet Russia, Image supports YOU!!'' You Are A True Comrade ~Premier Tom Mayfair

The userbox can be editted to your choice if you decide to us it. Again, Thank You ^_^ Premier Tom Mayfair 00:00, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Why?

I was looking at the user rights log, and although it is none of my business, why did you take sysop and staff right away from those users that you did? Again, I am sorry if I am butting in where I am not wanted, but I just want to learn more about the system. --Goshzilla 15:10, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

The staff was an addition now a removal, it had been missed when KJ joined Wikia. Most of the others were by community request because they had been inactive for a very long time (see some forum thread or other). The last two were removing joke admin-ings, one by me, and one by one of the bureaucrats - just and end-of-joke action. Hope that helps. --