User talk:Rcmurphy/archive9
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UNLIMITED POWER
| Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power |
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16:39, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Bloody Pagans
| Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
Have a not-shitty Christmas!
| Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
| Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:07, Dec 17
| AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right) |
| Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! |
Good luck at n00b of the month as well, n00b! -- 01:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Christmas and stuff
| Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno |
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen. | 
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-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Sending you warm wishes and holiday kisses!
Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas | 
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Dame 
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Christmas soon!
| Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's! |
Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Change name
Please change name Borogx to G&K. why? is impersonation [1] Borogx 13:11, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry, even we bureaucrats can't change usernames. You'll have to talk to Sannse and convince her you need your name changed. —rc (t) 18:30, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry... Uh... Holiday greetings thing...
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Merry Holiday type thing, or somthing 2007 Have a Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Yuletide and/or Kwanzaa, or whatever strange holiday you celebrate. |
--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 08:04, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Christmas
| Merry Christmas. - STM |
Merry Xmas!
| ~ Merry Xmas Rcmurphy/archive9! ~ |
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Congrats!
| Rcmurphy, Congratumulations on getting gradumucated! | |
| I don't really know but I figured you'd be graduating about this time of year. At least, all the smart people are. I guess I shouldn't assume. Have fun ignoring Uncyclopedia more than you already do! |
Your first talk page comment of the year. That ain't right. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 22:02, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, well, since I've abandoned the wiki I've become inexplicably unpopular. —rc (t) 05:24, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
- Eh. Probably has something to do with that new guy everyone's been talking about. But have no worries, I'll put in a good word for you in the next popularity contest. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 06:29, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia Potato
Hi there. I´m Kohl, a bureaucrat from pt:Desciclopédia. I´ve been looking for a large "uncyclopedia potato" image or Sophia as you guys like to call it. After asking for one at the Village Dump, i was informed you were the creator of our beloved potato and that you made 2 larger images of it, but they sadly got VFD'd.
We´re in need of a very large Uncyclopedia Potato in Desciclopédia and i would be extremely gratefull if you could send me one (the bigger, the better) to my email/msn.
Ah, i would be even more gratefull if you could mod it replacing Uncyclopedia for Desciclopédia(as we intend to use it there) :)
Hopefully,
-Kohl 01:03, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Games...Big Favour...
Hey Rcmurphy, I have a big favour to ask and I mean big. OK, so If I'm right you were the person behind Game:Zork. Yes? So anyway I'm working on a game portal with game features and game of the month stuff and things such as. Anyway, I wanted to add an "advice on making games" section. I started writing it, but the thing is, I'm not the God of Games and I don't really think I should be telling people how to make games... However, what with you creating Zork, I'm pretty sure you're almost the God of Games and therefore I would be honoured if you could write (or layout/plan) this advice page. Obviously this is quite a bit of work, so it's OK if you can't, but yeah... Anyway, hello! - 19:23 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Welllll, first off, you've been kind of misled. I did start the Zork page and worked a lot on it (three whole years ago - wow, I'm an elderly Uncyclopedian), but Algorithm gave it the multi-page form it now has and which has been adopted by many other Uncyc games, and I haven't really touched it in a long, long time. Nor have I worked on any other games. Moreover, I don't know when I'd have the time to help you out - I will probably be pretty well occupied with real life for both the near and distant futures. In summary, I suck and you'd better try to find someone else who doesn't. :( I will now accept my flogging. —rc (t) 17:02, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
