User talk:Radioactive afikomen

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Archive (May-Dec '07)

[edit] Archiving

1. Make a subpage to your talk page, like "User talk:Radioactive afikomen/Archive1" or something of that sort. Be sure to put {{archive}} on that subpage.
2. Copy and paste the text from your talk page to that subpage.
3. Make a link to that subpage on your talk page (I made an archive box which links to all of my archives pages here) -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 21:10, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Pfft, call that an archive? Real archives take 2 minutes to load, and crash IE7! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:20, Jan 7

[edit] Cows

[edit] Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Radioactive afikomen!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Radioactive afikomen, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

What on earth is this supposed to be? Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 21:27, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Mr. Afikomen, I'll think you'll find there was already a level two header within that delectable whore. Also, I think you'll find I did sign it (sorta). Also, wanna join the side of the cows? - [21:30 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Eh, no thank you. I'm effectively retired. Plus, I already worship the almighty Goat. Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 07:45, 14 July 2008 (UTC)