User talk:Jedravent
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I'll archive this when it gets really long. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 17:49, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Welcome!
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[edit] HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
Thanks for your vote!
 has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo. |
I dunno why it's all skew here... it works everywhere else. How queer. ^_^ BerogenVFH 15:42, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] No reason
| Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
And I'm CERTAINLY not giving this to you for whoring my article in the IRC.--<<
>> 23:57, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] No reason either
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| Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
And this CERTAINLY has nothing to do with you voting for me for Writer of the Year, though I'm very pleased and thankful obviously. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:17, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
- And I'd like to use this opportunity to hijack Todd's cookie and say thanks for the vote on UOTY. :) -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
[edit] Now, Turn Left!
This one has a good reason
| THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. |
Sir Mordillo 
GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 07:48, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Bang!
| BANG BANG BANG!!! The victory bells(?) have rang! |
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| NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia |
herr doktor needsApistol 
[scream!] 22:09, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks For The Vote
| Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie. |
Sorry about the clutter this template causes. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks for the nomination!
| THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. |
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:07, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you!
| NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns! | 
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| For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi. | ||
| "Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)." |
-- herr doktor needsAsample [scream!] 17:36, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
| El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A! |
| For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed. | |
| Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I |
El Zoof 00:31, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Asplode!!
| Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride! |
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| For voting on Jihad My Ride. | ||
| "Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!" |
[edit] Hello, Jedi Ravent
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to contact Sannse @ mailto:community@wikia.com to give her your address and receive the prize money. Please be aware, that should you accept and fail this mission, Uncyclopedia will disavow all knowledge of your existence. This message will self destruct when the internet aslpodes.--<<>> 13:23, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- I've not heard from you yet, and would like to get the prizes (yes, more than just the cash!) sent tomorrow. Let me know if the warm glow of winning the premier competition on Uncyclopedia was enough, or if you want the goodies. Thanks -- sannse
(talk) 08:53, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you!
| Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof! |
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| Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion |
--El Zoof 00:58, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] We shall never forget
| LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee |
~
16:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] meh
| Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours! | 
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- I'm glad you liked the article. I'm also really glad I like pie. I can't even imagine hating pie. I mean... Come on, really, who hates pie? Seriously, I would loose all my respect for a person, even if it was Stephen Hawking, if he didn't like pie. Anyway, thanks. --At☢mD☢Converse☢Cuntymints! 20:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
| Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely! |
| Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw |
--El Zoof 10:24, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks for the vote!
| For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you:The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy. |
[edit] Thanks for the Support!
Thanks for your support in featuring HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship. It's much appreciated! :) - Enzo Aquarius 21:11, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Mmmmm Children
| The Premier has awarded you a coupon for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of 3 children at equal or lesser value!! |
| Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, Premier Tom Mayfair thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012 |
Premier Tom Mayfair 02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Ta.
| Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock. |
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| And a second one. Don't you feel special? |
--El Zoof 07:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED
I suppose I ought to thank you for voting on my highly acclaimed art-icle
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| Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
there. 23:49, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
| For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you: A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all. |
[edit] Cheers!
| NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini! |
| For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this. |
-- herr doktor needsAshuttle [scream!] 03:09, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] 2 in a row, eh?
| Freeze, evil-doer!!! | ||
 | You have be some black an For voting on The | en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man |
| Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” | ||
--herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 04:12, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
| Congratulations
Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again. |
[edit] I'm a bit confused
by this edit. Did you intend that as a For? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:08, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank You
Thanks for voting for Blandford
Have some special Blandford-style tea.Luckily you voted for this article. If you didn't you might have found yourself headless down a well
Sorry I'm late here is your tea--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E 
throw a snowball 11:00, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] LEGO
| OMG THANX!!! | ||
 | For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!
Sliffy thanks you! | |
| Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” | ||
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 
15:22, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you!
So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:08, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Global Cooling
| In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia.
Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool. |
- - Sir Roger 06:32, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] You reviewed My Little Pony
You gave it a resounding review, thank you.
| Rejoice, Jedravent! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award | 
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| For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
Now it's on VFH. It's not doing so well. Every vote counts!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:29, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] THANK'D!!
REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!
Thank you very much!! --THINKER 06:46, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Poo Lit Surprise Judging
Glad to see you've volunteered! Now's your chance to sign up for your preferred Category, whichever that may be. Head over to the project page and put your name down where you want it. Thanks in advance. I'll be keeping in touch over the course of the competition, so stay tuned and feel free to hit me up on my talk page should you need to. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] A slightly belated thank you
| Thanks for the vote!
For showing the good taste/pity to vote for Old McDonald on VFH, 15Mickey20 would like to reward you with a chicken! He hopes you find many uses for this gift. |
-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:05, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Hey!
Look's like you've taken an intrest in editing Grueslayer. would you like to be an implementr? Once youhave created enough pages, or made enough edits, I'll see if Trar or Emmzee can let you in. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Grueslayer
If you're going to edit Grueslayer, remember, no Eurgs. This is GRUEslayer. We already have an Eurg page, and we only need one. Once you're an official Implementor, i'll show you that page. Consult the Grueslayer talk page archives for more information on this subject.
Also, welcome to the team! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 
16:07, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
- Hey, I already did this! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander
I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:28, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] PLS Judging Reminder
Let's get those results in soon, lest I have to bump from the list and find someone else. Thanks. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:12, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!
| Unlike this template, you're awesome. Congratulations. - ENeGMA |
Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:26, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] hello from new user T20racerman
Hi there. You added a welcome to my page, so I'm returning the favour - Hi there! My first attempt at a page is Suzuki as I'm a bit of a suzuki nut who builds, restores and races them. Let me know if i've got the right idea.... Thanks T20racerman 21:17, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] cool
| You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm. |
enjoy! -- 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Come to the Grueslayer Talk Page
You are an implementor on GS. We are having a vote for the fate of GS Implementor and Creator Ranks. Come vote on Game Talk:Grueslayer! I voted, so come vote too! Please. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
[edit] Comrade
| Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. | 
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[edit] PLS judging
Heya! I remember you entered in the 3rd PLS, and you judged in the 4th for the Best Noob Article category. Well, the next PLS is in three months, and I'm in the process of getting things in order. Would you like to judge again? -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 22:52, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] hey
(That is, "Jim Groovester thanks you for voting for UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen and demands that you pay him, since he finds it most difficult conceiving of an honest man who refused to pay for a service rendered, especially when he, his pregnant wife, and his six children are starving in the slums abordering the River Thames.")
k thx bai Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 08:18, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Audio
I audio'd your UnNews, like I said.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:41, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] better late than never
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[edit] Thank you
Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:36, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Excellent voting
 For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly. |
--The Acceptable 
Cainad 
(Fnord) 02:31, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you
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--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:36, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] UnScripts:Secrets of Uranus
Thanks! I added to the scene accordingly... 
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 04:44, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] The villains begrudgingly thank you
For voting yes on the Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains. SIRS would like to remind all drinkers of Vila-Cola that the product has tested negative for mind-controlling agents and is perfectly safe to drink. Make sure to check out all the other fine products former villains have to offer, and vote for Lex Luthor in the upcoming 2008 presidential election.
Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 03:30, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Many Thanks!
For your vote in N00b of the month... MrN 
22:06, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] HA!
I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate the Fairly Oddparents reference in your edit summary. Good show.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:09, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- That is, good show in the British sense of the term. The program was decent, though.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:12, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Why, hello, sir!
I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!
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