User talk:Jack Phoenix

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Contents 1 Merry Xmas! 2 Have a not-shitty Christmas! 3 Bloody Pagans 4 Merry Christmas 5 buzzcocks 6 Heisenberg Deletion 7 Will & Grace jokes list 8 24 Tenth Season? 9 Loads of thanks 10 Thanks be to you! 11 TINJC 12 <b>Whee</b> 13 Thanks for Vote 14 Adam and Eve 15 YAY! 16 Thanks for the vote 17 newbie needs help

[edit] Merry Xmas!

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[edit] Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:41, Dec 17

[edit] Bloody Pagans

Premier Tom Mayfair

[edit] Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:03, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] buzzcocks

Do you know what never mind the buzzcocks is.

Which aspect of the page was so bad it had to be deleted. Please do act smart and say everything.

oh yea - sorry for posting this stuff on your wikia page too

mynameisnotgeorge

Seriously, nobody cares. It was listed in QVFD page, so I deleted. It didn't appear to be too good, so I huffed. It is just an article. If you want stuff not to get huffed, either spend more time on making it look professional or register an account, create a user subpage and put the article into the subpage. Or both. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 18:35, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Heisenberg Deletion

Hello and Merry Christmas. I stumbled across this page and proceeded to hack away at it without noticing (i) the blatantly obvious slepping mistake and (ii) that a page with the "correct" spelling already exists - can you delete the one with the incorrect spelling please?

--JGDross 09:56, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Huffed. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 13:14, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Will & Grace jokes list

Hi there,

You huffed the article "List of jokes in Will & Grace", stating that this is not Wikipedia. I know this - the article was a concept article, the supposed "joke" being that there were no jokes.

Would it be possible to get this article re-instated? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by JGDross (talk • contribs)

It was listed on the QVFD page twice. I didn't find it too funny either and I do agree with the people that submitted it into the QVFD. So no, I won't restore it (well, I can c+p the deleted version to a user subpage of yours if you'd like that), but I can suggest making it a part of the main article. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 13:14, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Fair enough - I thought you just deleted it because it contained the word "list" and thought it was an attempt at an article with some sort of factual content. Thanks for letting me know, anywho. --JGDross 13:50, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] 24 Tenth Season?

Hi Jack. Great job on making the video-wiki button and link disappear! Maybe you can help me out deleting more content from other pages (this one, maybe?).
At last we have found the plot for 24 tenth season: Jack Bauer is on the run to restore the video-wiki button and link to Uncyclopedia. Will he succeed? fail? If you don't want it to happen (I mean, 7 seasons are more than enough, don't you think?) you know what to do... UnThx, IdoSet 13:38, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Loads of thanks

You finally made a friggin Uncyc talk page! Excellent. Well, ever since our first encounter on IRC (where I whored to you, I believe), you moved up the ranks far faster than I. Now everybody loves you. I'm just glad to get a slice of the pie, namely on VFS twice. Thanks a bundle.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:31, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Heh, being a Wikia whore might help in that. <g>

But it was about time you got +sysop - cheers! -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 13:35, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Did someone say whore? — Sir Manticore 09:08, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks be to you!

Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... 03:38, 1 March 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎(Muahahahaha!))

Thanks again for the votes, and for being such a cool, sexy, and helpful admin, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:05, Mar 1

Yay! Now I have two admins that can delete crap while I laze around. \o/ -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 13:35, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] TINJC

Othx! Hey there, Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact BobBobBob instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right? Love always, Mantiwhore

Per topic. Also, thankies. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 14:58, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] <b>Whee</b>

<P><center>Anal Retentive XHTML Nazi</center></P> <P><center><blockquote>This user has made it <i>their personal quest</i> to seek and destroy elements and attributes that have been deprecated, <br>as well as <u>the users</u> that <B>insist</B> on <shadow>still using them</shadow>.</br></blockquote></center></P>

— Sir Manticore 08:24, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Aww, I <3 u 2. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 13:55, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for Vote

Thanks for Voteing Battleship Potemkin The ship has now been turned into something else;)

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Thanks for voteing for my article;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk to me) 08:18, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

othx :) -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 19:13, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Adam and Eve

I'm in an edit war with someone who won, "Wanker of the Month" over my article, Adam and Eve. Please sort this out before one or both of us gets banned under the 3 reverts rule. Proxima Centauri

Two things. First, my userpage is controlled vandalism, and that is a joke award. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Second, the article that you made is a stub. Stubs are bad. Also, I doubt that Jack Phoenix is the one that you want to run to, as he's probably more busy elsewhere on Wikia. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 17:29, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Responded at the articles talk page. ~ 20:46, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] YAY!

Good to see you again! :D - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:39, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

You thought you'd get rid of me that easily? Pfft, not likely. ;-) -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 11:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for the vote

Thanks for the vote Walpurgis Night Now let's get pissed and enjoy the bonfire!

Thanks for the vote - you're a star:)— Sir Sycamore (talk to me) 15:26, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the thanks, hehe. ;-) -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 14:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] newbie needs help

how do i become an administator. plz help,im a wikipedian refugee .Raja1020 23:20, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

In two words: You don't. DJ Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and more Imperanon. Also in red. 21:48, 20 November 2008 (UTC)