Major Knight Commander of the Order

On the current condition of reverend zim_ulator

reverend zimulator oversees the holy egg-eating ceremony with his friend, Evelyn The Modified Dog.

This user is a complete, irredeemable suicide bomber. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and deceives at the bomb.

We are currently in a chaotic state with regard to most our undertakings, such as they are. Much of this is due to a temporary decline in health, and so, our presence here at Uncyc should increase as we endeavor to feel better. Thanks you for your interest, or, if you don't care, you may piss off. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:19, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Most of my new PC components have arrived, and I am studying the various cool shit and aspects of technology inherent in my ASUS P5Q motherboard. This new heap needs to be fit as a DAW (digital audio workstation), as well as having respectable stats as a platform for my video projects. This build will signal a new era for the Church of zimizm, as well as increased zimizmist output of Uncyclopedia related stuff. 13:31, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

History

Reverend zimulator has an easy commute to work every day.

reverend zim_ulator was born in a hospital, bilingual from the start, and not too exceedingly ugly, considering he was a baby at the time. He first knew of his affliction of being a weirdo in fourth grade, when he asked Sister Francis Joseph if a triangle could have curved sides. Her response was a withering stare of contempt for creativity in general, and myself in specific.

Fuck her, anyway.