User:Zerotrousers

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This user has been pwn3d by democracy , and will be returning shortly. See why this unpopular user got banned, and maybe nominate someone you don't like for the same fate!

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IN THE NAME OF BENSON, LEAVE ALL NEW MESSAGES HERE!!

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Zerotrousers also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Phillip!!!

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Hello and welcome to my completely Serious userpage, with no disgusting little jokes in it. If you want to talk to me, put it on my talk page, as long as it is Serious

[edit] My completely Serious Poll (No jokes allowed.)

So, as of 10:40AM UTC 7/5/07, there are -7 zerotrousers. Maybe you should change your name to Negativeseventrousers? -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

-10 now. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Now it's -11. --General Insineratehymn 18:07, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] VFD

A treaty has been made. Retract vote. Your nomination is complete. Premier Tom Mayfair03:49, 16 June 2007

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