User:You Have Two Mutant Cows Of Doom

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17-N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

gee-N

This user is a native speaker of Geek.

sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

us-4

This user speaks American English at a near-native level.

MW-4

This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.

ht-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

java-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java.

cpp-0

This user does not understand Cplusplus and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

This user is a zombie

Give up your brains, and walk away.