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All CMC related announcements will appear below the following line, with the newest at the top. Only those users who are ranked Chew Grass, Four Stomach or have been given a CMC Honour may add new official announcements. Any CMC user can add an announcement if they wish, as long as they put "Unofficial Announcement" before theirhopeless attempt at selling drugs message (and check the "minor edit" button). If you wish to discuss anything (ha ha discuss) feel free to go the talk page.
All CMC related announcements will appear below the following line, with the newest at the top. Only those users who are ranked Chew Grass, Four Stomach or have been given a CMC Honour may add new official announcements. Any CMC user can add an announcement if they wish, as long as they put "Unofficial Announcement" before their
- The dark prince Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [21:04 16 September] Sir FSt Don
Yettie
- Trrri333 Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [21:04 16 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- CMC Mgr. "McWooty" Promoted To Rank Full Bull - Reason: Furthering the Cow Cause - [07:57 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- DotJasperDotNot Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [09:15 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Cactuar Prime Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [09:15 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Sean the wiry, bony, and thin Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [09:15 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Tom_mayfair Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [09:15 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Bobofosho2 Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [09:15 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Gert5 Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [09:15 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Evil Pi Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [09:15 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- The Uncyclopedia Mafia - a proud, cow worshipping Family - have agreed to join the forces of cows. They now work as a division of CMC, fighting cow haters everywhere. You come to overturn our brainwashing stall...these guys will make sure you can't. - [19:51 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Sonic80 Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [08:06 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Readmesoon Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [21:47 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- IL7Soulhunter Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - [21:47 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Kingkitty Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [15:51 4 July]
- CMC Mgr. "Jocke Pirat" Promoted To Rank Musk Calf - Reason: High links with UNSOC - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [12:53 3 July]
- Jocke Pirat Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [12:53 3 July]
- Prettiestpretty Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [12:53 3 July]
- 4096.256.16.1 Membership Request Accepted - Rank Mud Grunt - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [12:53 3 July]
- All CMC members to report to and comment on The Forum For The New CMC - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [20:59 29 June]
- Four (4) Membership Requests Accepted, One (1) Rejected Now Listed (Chronologically). New Announcements System For New Users Instated, Simultaneously. - [19:17 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Courtier-Speaker CMC Cal. "VGDictator" Double Promoted To Rank Full Bull - [19:09 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- CMC Mgr. "Tayor" Promoted To Rank Musk Calf - [19:09 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- CMC Mgr. "Orian57" Promoted To Rank Musk Calf - [19:09 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Misterchief zomg Membership Request Accepted (by Cal. VGDictator) - Rank Mud Grunt - [19:17 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Omarmukthar Membership Request Rejected (by Cal. VGDictator) - No Such User Account - [19:17 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- McWooty (The Evil One) Membership Request Accepted (by Cal. VGDictator) - Rank Mud Grunt - [19:17 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Bebe_malvado Membership Request Accepted (by Cal. VGDictator) - Rank Mud Grunt - [19:17 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Humpledumple Membership Request Accepted (by Cal. VGDictator) - Rank Mud Grunt - [19:17 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- CMC Cal. VGDictator Award Honour "The Isshiki Medal" - [17:34 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- The honour of "The Isshiki Medal" has been created in honour of CMC Cal. VGDictator, the CMC's first full member on Uncyclopedia, who today has been a faithful member for fifty days. - [17:34 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise (excluding YTTE)
- New CMC User "Samclam23" - Rank "Mgr.' - [15:56 6 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Samclam23 Request Accepted - [15:56 6 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- New CMC User "King samwich" - Rank "Mgr.' - [15:44 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- King samwich Request Accepted - [15:44 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- New CMC User "King samwich" - Rank "Mgr.' - [15:44 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- King samwich Request Accepted - [15:44 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- New CMC User "Zakolus" - Rank "Mgr.' - [15:44 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Zakolus Request Accepted - [15:44 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- New CMC User "THEDUDEBOT" - Rank "Mgr.' - [12:58 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- THEDUDEBOT Request Accepted - [12:58 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- New CMC User "Baseball16" - Rank "Mgr.' - [12:58 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Baseball16 Request Accepted - [12:58 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- New CMC User "Psmudge" - Rank "Mgr." - [17:59 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Psmudge Request Accepted - [17:59 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- New CMC User "Mhaille" - Rank "Mgr." - Isshiki Kotonashi-kun =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 20:41, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
- Mhaille Request Accepted - Isshiki Kotonashi-sensei =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 20:41, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
- The CMC Non-Cow Honour given the alternative name of "Skullcow Honour" - named after its first recipient, Dr. Skullthumper - [12:15 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- CMC Parliament passed a vote on "Electing A Speaker for the Parliament". The new "Decree for the Speaker" will come is active with immediate effect - [11:57 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- New CMC User "Zim_ulator" - Rank "Mgr." - [09:22 29 May]