User:Vampiregirl

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Hey, you found my userpage!!!

Question is...how did you find it?

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[edit] If you're here because...

[edit] I bit you

I bet it's all your fault.

[edit] I broke the site

Apologies, your lord/ladyship(s). Punish me accordingly.

[edit] You have an idea that's good

Sign on the dotted line, and I'll be your campaign manager.

[edit] I've killed you with a tent polt

I'm sure it was your fault.

[edit] You're hiding from EmpererLOLZORZ, Olipro, or Kalir

This probably isn't a good place to hide.

[edit] Muahahahahahaha!

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Which weapon is more dangerous?
Please vote below.
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There were 35 votes since the poll was created on 15 Apr 2008 01:36:09 UTC.


[edit] THE BOX OF DOOM!

Vampiregirl
Tent polt: The ultimate weapon.
Age: Secrety, isn't it?
Cats: I have two!
Favorite books: The Twilight series, Ender's Game, Tithe...
Occupation: Annoying everyone I meet.
Weapon of Choice: Tent polt.


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