User:Trar

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“Seriously, what is that kid ON?!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Trar

“Suuuuggaaaaaaarrrrrrrr...........”

~ Trar on Wilde's quote above

“What?”

~ Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan-117 on being quoted here

“THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

~ Leonidas on Trar's userpage

“No, i'm afraid it's not.”

~ Trar on the quote above

“It's the most awesome game ever! PLAY IT!”

~ Trar on Halo CE

“Oh no you don't.”

~ Famine on too may quotes

Welcome to my userpage, <insert name here>. I'm Trar, creator of Grueslayer, avid Halo player, Urban Dead player, avid Kingdom of Loathing player, and an avid Nexus War player. Basically, i've done everything BUT write a funny, mainspace article, being the fat Aspie that I am. If there's anything you need, just holler.

I'm sure if you've been around long enough, you probably remember my old userpage. Y'know, the one that took AGES to load? Well i've preserved it here, for posterity. Take a look(if your computer can handle it)!

"Every day, at least one person will be killed. Today a person has died by way of being Flamethrower'd." -- Trar

Oh yeah, I also happen to have a collection of Userboxes. Userboxes are my favorite hobby, and you can look at them, but if you touch them, i'll make you more sorry than Leroy Jenkins.

[edit] My Precioussssssssssss Userboxes

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.	Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.	Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!	This user edits Grueslayer.	This user is a Grueslayer implementor.
This user finished Grueslayer on easy mode. What a pathetic pansy.	This user finished Grueslayer on intermediate mode, and is therefore only somewhat mediocre.	This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is therefore a king/queen among men/women!
This user slays grues in his/her sleep.	This user has progressed through the ranks, defeated the Final Boss, and become the Grand Champion of Grueslayer PvP.	This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.
This Grueslayer is a Grue!	ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.	A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.	Abyss This user edits The Abyss.	TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
This user edits Game Online. RIGHT ON!	Color This user likes random colored userboxes.	Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.	This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.	no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
MEH This user redefines lazy.	THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.	.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.	This user believes that admins are control freaks.	... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.	This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.	1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.	NO This user doesn't care.	AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.	This user is a mutant.	BS This userpage is bullshit.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.	Usb! No, really!	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
RENT This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user is a pyromaniac.
This user should not be trusted.	This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
This user denounces BENSON.	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	No user serviceable parts inside.
This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be dexter.	This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!	Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!	Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!	? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.	sub subliminal!
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.	Ubx- Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to nowhere.	This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*	typo-1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Self made men have one common problem: they worship their maker. Help!	This user likes to use redundant userboxes.	This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
This user is a complete, irredeemable bluejay. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and employs at the rickroll.	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.	This user wants Reese's Peanut Butter Cup featured.
This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.	This user fears the clowns.	This user seriously needs to calm down.
MERC This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.	bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.	MS-2 This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
This user is cooler than you.	This user has been blocked 1 time while he was an earlier user, namely, M0000ARG11S.	This user's IQ is 109.
This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.	This user is a member of the FUWAA Club. The Club that nobody cares about.	This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.	no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.	This user understands American sign language.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.	Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!	HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, now available at WalMart.
This user is against the the banning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. because Nintendo does rule	This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!	This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
This user is a Golden User.	— This space for rent.	This user is an adventurer.
This user is an Anti-Communist, ... and is unabashedly American!	This user thinks the Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish is cool.	BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.	us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.	THIS USER HATES BENSON SO MUCH IT NEEDS CAPITALS AND THIS TEMPLATE.
An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #1334618.	This user has been blocked 7 times as a current user, namely, Trar.	This user is part of The Proofreading Service.
This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.	? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.	This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.	This user is getting addicted to templates!	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
This user is a reincarnation of M0000ARG11S.	This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be impeached and arrested	This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
A Lemon, yummy.	"This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about." ~ Captain Obvious Captain Obvious	This user was brought to you by the letter Q and the number 13.
This user is a Free Citizen! That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists/terrorists!	H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.	This user is licensed to spell.
THIS IS SPARTA!	This user wears fruity red caps.	This user is NOT Thinkerer As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!	This user loves Halo and will kill anyone that doesn't.	Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).	This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.	Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, and wishes he will gats firedfrom his job.	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	This user will give you a seizure.
This user does not own a euroipod.