User:The Woodburninator/Mosquitos
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20 June 2008
[edit] Orange announced as third-best Skittle
MY DESK, WORK - Alright, everyone knows that the best two Skittles are red and purple. There's no denying that. The only thing that comes close to red or purple is a red/purple mix that you get when you go crazy and eat one of each at the same time. But after a long, drawn out study, I've decided that orange is totally the third-best Skittle. Yellow and green can suck my balls. They fucking suck.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Who are you to make this call?
