User:The Woodburninator

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A GINGER! RUUUUUUN!

“He's like most I.P. articles: No Redeemable Value, and destroyed within a week.”

~ Uncyclopedia Community on The Woodburninator

“About as important to this site as the 5-Star-Rating-System is.”

~ Random Admin on The Woodburninator

“HAHALOL ILL GIV IT 5 STARS!”

~ Most n00bs and I.P.'s on thier own articles

“Uncyclopedia is and has never been for the sophisticated, and claiming that the other, more absurd Chuck Norris articles are juvenile is juvenile in and of itself.”

~ 209.62.194.114 on being juvenile

[edit] What to do if you see The Woodburninator

Walk, do not run to the nearest exit. If you run, I will see you, and will be bubbling over with excitement to talk to you, and tell you all about whatever horribly boring shit is going on in my life right now; Maybe the latest time sheet I had to fill out. In any room you enter, please take note of all exits, fire exits, trap doors, removable cieling tiles, portals to other dimensions, holes in time/space, or guns so that you can leave your room/dimesion/world/life. If you get caught by me, stay calm, it is important to keep breathing. Maybe you'll find out I'm not such a horrible guy.^[1] Maybe make a little small talk, then get me to turn away. Perhaps you could plant a bomb in every room you go into, so that you'll have a distraction.^[2] In any case, it is usually best to leave before you start to go insane, and play russian roulette every night.

[edit] Did You Know...?

• ...The "Did You Know...?" section has very little to add to an article in terms of knowledge, or comedy?

[edit] Notes

1. ↑ You Won't
2. ↑ Make sure to disarm the bombs when you leave the room

[edit] To Do List

1. Slack off my workload at college.
2. Fix up Addition per Mr. Cheever's review. (I swear I'll get around to this. See number 1.)
3. Write Ya Ain't Nuthin!
4. Figure out a concept for John Stamos as it is in terrible condition now.
5. Dance.

[edit] My Articles

• Thou -- Featured Article 07/02/2008 Top 3 article of July 2008
• That's so Raven--Unstubbed.
• UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion -- Featured Article 07/14/2008
• Awkward Conversation -- Featured Article 07/23/2008
• UnNews:Jesse Jackson endorses McCain; Obama's lead skyrockets
• A friendly message from the supporters of John McCain-VFH'd. And Lost.
• Addition--Rewrite of earlier deleted article. - VFH'd....And Lost.
• UnBooks:Uncyclopedia84 -- Written for the Unlympics. I kinda like it.
• UnNews:My country is better than your whole fucking continent!
• User:The Woodburninator:Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye It got deleted...Not sure why. I'll just keep the original, awesome article here.

[edit] A High Five to These Articles

• UnNews:Hey America! Fuck you, too!
• Talk:Sania Mirza
• Vandalism Done Right. Show the continent of America who is boss, my vandalizing friend.

[edit] Images I Worked On

• Monkey Olympics!!!
• The McCain Gang
• John McCain loves bunnies.
• Barack Obama does not!
• Sexy MSPainting it up.

[edit] Articles I'm Working On (Watch Out! Unfunniness May Be Ahead)

• User:The_Woodburninator/Mosquitos
• User:The_Woodburninator/Pages--Just some ideas and stuff.

[edit] Articles I am thinking about Re-writing

• Bill Cosby
• Death
• Baseball

[edit] Awards

Noob of the Month June 2008

Featured Article: Thou This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Awkward Conversation This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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