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“Tested will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.”
~ The Borg on Tested
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They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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| This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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