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November 21, 2008 19:40 UTC

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Greek oracle disgusted at America, years of destruction ahead

DELPHI, Greece - Just over 6 months ago the ancient and all powerful oracle announced a grim outlook on the American Stock Market. The oracle warned that a massive plummet would occur within the next 8 months. However the idiotic Americans decided that they would not heed the warning of the great Greek oracle, and instead spit in the faces of all Greeks. What a poor mistake they had made...
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A slightly dated picture of Obama supporting KKK members.

Riots break in Atlanta after Klan announces controversial candidate's support

ATLANTA, Georgia Following a KKK meeting this morning, officials from the Klan announced their official support of a presidential candidate. Crowds of Georgians flocked to the stage to here the support of John McCain, but were shocked to find the decision was Barack Obama.
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