User:Nfwu

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[edit] User's Specs

For the benifit of the community and for everyone to know that I am a geek, I shall reveal with the kindness of my heart, my hardware specifications:

BBL	This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

0101	This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code

This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.

uk-A	Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Correct English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

cpp-N

This user is a native speaker of Cplusplus.

java-N

This user is a native speaker of Java.

17-N	This user is a native speaker of 1337.

MW-4	This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.

php-4

This user speaks PHP at a near-native level.

ht-4	This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.

css-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of CSS.

perl-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Perl.

zh-N	This user is a native speaker of Chinese.

mor-P

This f****r speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sa-F	This user got an F in Sarcasm and likes their native language better (if they have one).

Yea, right....

[edit] User's Links

• http://thekandieman.com/nfwu/ (Eh, sorry, no porn here.)
• http://www.theupr.co.nr/ (A wiki for programmersvandals. Yep, the tech guys are too shy to contribute.)

[edit] Location

Milxy Way Galaxy, Orion Arm, Local Fluff. That's all I wanna reveal.

[edit] Contributions

• Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats (the 7th theory)
• Stem Cell Research
• Nuclear missile Tydied it up (My British-Australian Singlish spelling is fine, thank you very much!)
• 0.999... (Proof that 0.999... equals 1)
• Lots More (as if)

[edit] Stuff

Another Shell 'Joke'.

[edit] Other Stuff