User:Heerenveen

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected return date is some day, some month, some year. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.


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Welcome to User:Heerenveen,

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
 1 year, 8 months and 11 days.




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Nothing. Heh.

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On this day...

Today: International Reading Heerenveen's Userpage Day/The Day that is Every Day)
  • 0 - I edit. First.
  • 1 - The 128-hour Cola Bender
  • 1 (129 hours later) - Massive burp kills everyone I know
  • 404 - I forget everything. What was that again?
  • 419 - The Holy Day. Everything I say goes, for the first time since 419 B.C.
  • 777 - Yuffie miscalculates and tries to start hitting everything for 7777 damage. Routinely killed by blade of grass.
  • 1946 - Belenenses win the raffle - win Liga.
  • 1963 - Ginger hair invented outside of Britain.
  • 1964 - Ginger hair universally criticised. Britain attacked by rest of world.
  • 1993 - Random kid born, wins Brits war.
  • 2001 - Wikipedia invented; userboxes enslave human race.
  • 2001 - Tres Grandes broken again.
  • 2004 - Someone returns...
  • 2010 - World War IV erupts over how to pronounce the year.
  • 9999 - Countdown starts to Year 10000 bug. IT consultants cloned in large vats to prepare for oncoming IT catastrophe.
  • 0000 - IT consultants fail to fix Year 10000 bug.
  • 5535 - Everything that is 16-bit explodes. Planet Google thus dies.


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