User:Administrator

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This user is AWOL.

No report was filed with any official agencies, and this user has not been seen in a long time. He is presumed dead. Do not bother to look for him. He can't hurt you anymore. No, really.

BEWARE OF THE SITH! This user, while not an *official* admin, is nonetheless an extremely powerful and influential bastard, mostly because HIS FLIPPING NAME IS ADMINISTRATOR. If you do not obey him, you will probably get choked to death from across the room.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

DANGER!!   Viewing or reading this page can be deadly ... or worse. 93,039 users are currently castrated, paralyzed, infected with Herpes, and/or disfigured for daring to see this page. If you just got here and are feeling dizzy due to losing a pint of blood from the stump where your arm used to be, please stumble away and call for help, then lay down in the gutter and pass out.

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WEREHAMSTER Award WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason. THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Megaman Bows Down to his Supreme Template-Creator Master Guy

Megaman bows down completely to the awesome guy who created his template. Indeed, he even acts as if he is a mindless robot...but that couldn't be the case. If it were, Chuck Norris would have to kill him. And that would be a pity, because Roll would cry a river and drown the whole world. She'd look so sad in photographs... Immediately thereafter, some boy band guy would then write a song about how he loves her when she smiles, and Satan would be most pleased as to how chaotic everything has become.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

This user is Commander in Chief of the Army Of banjo2E.

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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This user edits Grueslayer.

ru-N This user is a native speaker of Русский.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user has eye beams.

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fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.

de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.

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gbs-4 This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level.

pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

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This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Panic! This user knows Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.

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This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

This user's IQ is 142.

This user loves pi

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!

You like me!  You really like me! Like Sally Field, this Uncyclopedian appreciates your praise.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be dexter.

This user cannot follow any orders!!

[edit] Begin Fun Stuff

Hello, and welcome to me.

I am currently working on articles:

Roll.EXE Finished, it's in main Uncyclopedia. Man, it's been 6 months + since I started it! Geez, I suck.

HowTo:Win Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass

Instant Water

The Great Ninjapiratezombierobot War I'm done with this one.

Shock troops (I've adopted this page, as it seems like it could be very good in the future. But Dawn takes priority.)

Robot Chicken (I have a feeling the original shall die, so I'm saving it just in case.)

Bambi (Adopted page, and saved it)

HowTo:Kill Kenny (I can't honestly believe nobody else thought of this.)

Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts or DIE! Done done done.

The Page Without Wiki Formatting Completified.

Shoop Da Whoop (Aw man, I hate vandals. This could make them happy though, but at the same time insult them. YEY!)

Phonetics - Aw man, this is sucha a good idea.

UnNews:Great Maple Tree Dies - Uncyclopedian UnNews version of the recent Maple Story disaster. Moved to mainspace.

A South Park Christmas

Story Time

In addition, I have made the following templates:

Template:Megaman

Template:Megaman Disapproves

Template:Endorsement

Template:Gamefail

Template:Contradictory Userboxes

Template:Adopt

Template:Tilde

Template:Starcraft - YEY.

[edit] Images I Likes

OMG! Too many LOLs!

Uh...houston? We have a problem...

Monopoly Card.png If you ever get this card, you're screwed.

This would have been my userpage's logo but I am not skilled enough to make it so right now.

I totally made this image, and it replaces the Uncyclopedia logo on MS Paint. Oh yeah. I rule.

LOL RED RANGER!!!

Hooray for Yugioh Card Maker.

Speaking of which...

[edit] Articles I Likes

• Taahgaarxians
• List of weapons that don't exist, but should
• Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats
• Kitsune
• Sony GayStation
• The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times
• The Uncyclopedian Forces (Nexus War) - Because I'm in them.
• Humanity: A Retrospective
• Break Up Letter
• International End of the World Day
• Time Cube
• Slime Cube
• The Dog Dies at the End

[edit] UNSOC ACTIVITIES

UnNews:Communists officially own Eastern hemisphere Done.

[edit] Praise

THANKS FOR VOTING ON RED LIGHT

NEVER STOP FOR RED LIGHTS
unless you get a festive template in return.

Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!

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On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

Aaawww... Administrator has been diagnosed with cancer. uvula cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

[edit] Awards I May Give You

WARNING! You have incurred the wrath of Administrator. The Ban Hammer will now be used with full force against you. You have been warned.

Congratu-frigging-lations! You have incurred the smiley-face benevolence of Administrator. Take this honorary copy of the Ban Hammer (does not work). And go, knowing that you now have the full support of this great leader admin user.