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Two Day Outlook
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no chance of
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a 27% chance of
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a 99.99% chance of
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Suggested Recreation
| While there is a 57% chance of nuclear war
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| Tonight, we suggest running about in the buff.
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Global Warming Indicator
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A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.
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If you were to find the population of penguins and divide that by the ratio of butterflies to macacs, you would get a number no where near the accuracy of this forecast.
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