Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
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1. Write silly lists
2. Admire your awesome underwear choice
3. Play monopoly
4. Play monopoly with friends who don’t have pants on
5. Talk on the phone and say: “Guess what?” “What?” “I have no pants on =D”
6. Ring them back and explain that you were joking or that you put your pants back on
7. Grin because you didn’t bother putting pants on
8. Text people and tell them you don’t have pants on.
9. Repeat 6 & 7 but in regards to texting.
10. Swim in the pool
11. Swim in the pool with no pants on because you were told by a crazy girl to do it.
12. Run around
13. Run around with other friends
14. Throw a pants-less party.
15. Claim to be wearing “Invisible Pants”
16. Sit in a spa and put your pants on your head
17. Play hide and seek.
18. Jump up and down
19. Rave
20. Do your finances
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21. Walk the dog
22. Visit the bank
23. Dive into a pool full of girls whilst shouting “LOOK GIRLS I’M PETER PANTLESS!!!!”
24. Pray that your underwear don’t come off when you dive in
25. When they do come off hope that everyone thinks your still wearing the underwear
26. Exercise
27. Listen to music
28. Watch movies (Anything but Pornography and erotica)
29. Walk up to a group of people you don’t know and say “You know it’s so nice out I think I’ll let it hang out!” *thumbs up and huge grin*
30. Do a radio show
31. Eat ice cream
32. Discuss philosophy and the meaning of the universe in regards to pants
33. Protest against pants about how they are the shackles on the people that must be smashed
34. Think about girls or boys in a way that isn’t sexual (in hindsight DO NOT DO THAT).
35. Read magazines
36. Attack old people
37. Put fireworks down your underwear
38. Listen to people say “Are you bat fuck insane??"
39. Let off the fireworks
40. Hear people say “YOU REALLY ARE BAT FUCK INSANE!!”
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41. Go to an expensive restaurant and try to get a table
42. If you get a table order soup
43. Place the front of your pants (which you should have with you but not wearing) in the soup.
44. Say “Waiter there appears to be a fly in my soup!”
45. If you do however get kicked out rant as you are being thrown out that you had shirt and shoes so where was your service??
46. Walk around the streets at night grinning
47. Run from the people who will bash you
48. Go to an open mike night and read out sophisticated poetry (about pants)
49. Base Jump
50. Go bowling
51. Attack the Prime Minister (If you like him hug him, carry a screw driver with you, or if you really don’t like him or you love him a lot: please wear a nailbomb)
52. PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME!!
53. Go to the local McDonalds and ask for pants
54. Walk around town with friends and comment on the “idiocy of people who don’t wear shoes whilst in public”
55. Bird Watch
56. Go fishing
57. Give a lecture at a great university
58. Do yoga
59. Stand at the end of a hallway at a party with your knob out and pretend to be a door.
60. Be the life of the party, taking your pants off at the party is one thing but turning up before without ‘em on is seriously cool!
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61. Make out with a good looking girl (but don’t go to the next base)
62. Do your learners
63. Confess in church that you have sinned by not wearing the pants of the God
64. Loiter in the street
65. Try to convince loiterers to do something fun
66. Swim with the dolphins
67. Swim with the sharks
68. Make up a zombie plan
69. Laugh at the number 69
70. Do nothing - just bask in your lack of pants
71. Ride the trains and don’t buy a ticket
72. When you get kicked off the train because you weren’t wearing pants laugh manically because you didn’t have a ticket mwuhahaha!
73. Plot world domination
74. Go to the theatre
75. When its in a really quiet scene stand up and shout “OH MY GOD SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY PANTS!” wait a moment then say “Oh false alarm people I’m just not wearing any.”
76. Laugh at the emos in Flinders St because they wear skinny leg jeans which are the worst type of pants
77. Run like hell from Flinders until you get to the Cathedral (because emos cannot enter it)
78. Use MSN
79. Try to convince people to take off their pants too
80. Create an apocalypse cult dedicated to the removal of pants
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81. Rub baby oil on your arse cheeks then sliiiiide!
82. Cover yourself in mustard
83. Get a friend to lick it off (avoid sexual zones – nipples, genitals, arse, nose.)
84. Videolog on Youtube.
85. Go to the gym
86. Pump iron and have a conversation with other gymgoers
87. Get stoned
88. Tell people that you wouldn’t be wearing pants if you were sober.
89. Rap (seriously rappers might as well not be wearing pants)
90. Go to the football
91. Go to a fight club
92. Join the fight club (Not for the unskilled Pantless Disciple)
93. Win (only if you’re any good)
94. Start a religion about pants
95. ROFLCOPTER!
96. Go to the beach
97. Karaoke
98. Two words. Leopard print.
99. PARKOUR
100. Go buy some pants.
