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This is not That it is an Uncyclopedia article. It was written by me, and is being read now by you. This has become one of the most controversial articles on Uncyclopedia due to its being the only article containing the words "Oscar Wilde is a sham."
“This is your brain on drugs.”
~ Your Momma on Snort it now!
“This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
~ Leonidas on what This is
“You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.”
~ Will Smith on things he does to this that you don't.
“I am not a sham!”
~ Oscar Wilde on being a sham
“You Can't Touch!”
~ MC Hammer on This
“It doesn't matter what this is!”
~ The Rock on what This is
“White Power! ”
~ Me on This
Because of the controversial nature of this article, this has created a cult following among those who don't know what they are talking about. They assert that all of the following lines appear in this article:
- The truth is true
- Lies are false
- Wikipedia is true
- Oscar Wilde is a sham[citation needed]
- Uncyclopedia is made up
- Everything I say is a lie. (but how can that be true if everything you say is a lie? But you are lying, so it must be true! But- Boom!)
This last statement has been particularly troublesome. Many read it, believing that everything in Uncyclopedia is true, only to discover, through Uncyclopedia itself, that Uncyclopedia is made up. (What idiots!) However, if Uncyclopedia is made up, then how do they know for sure that the statement "Unyclopedia is made up" is true? This has created a paradox, which has succeeded in sucking all of this article's cult following out of the space-time continuum. Most others deny that such a statement ever appeared in this article.
This is often confused with that, which is most assuredly not this, because that article could not possibly be this article.
In the end, the only absolute truth is this: 1=2
Also, I am a complete and total liar.
(Written by someone else.)
Actually, the phrase "Everything I say is a lie" does not mean that everything I say is the truth,but only SOME of what I say is the truth, and the rest is a lie. Did that just blow your fucking mind or what?
[edit] Things this is
- Blasphemy
- Madness
- Sparta
- war
- shit
- that
- Fat
- Obese
- American
- Why
- Are
- You
- Reading
- This
- When
- You
- Know
- That
- Is
- Better
[edit] Things this is not
- A pipe
- A good idea
- Funny
