Shrimp

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Shrimp: tiny, foul-tasting harbingers of doom. Seemingly made from vulcanised rubber, scientific evidence suggests they are completely inedible by the human being, and any belief to the contrary is easily dismissed as the libelous drivel of the truly deranged.

[edit] What Do Shrimp Look Like?

Take a short person. Paint them pink. Give them extra legs and creepy little black eyes. That's a shrimp.

Horrible, isn't it?

[edit] Nazi Shrimp

Nazi Shrimp lived in the Pacific Ocean When Hitler shrimp came to power. They killed a lot of Plankton and started the fish war 2

Anti-Semitism is Funny.

The nazi shrimp also were Secretly escorting 8 billion pounds of huffable kittens.Shrimp have no lungs so why would they do that? some speculate that they were giving it to grues ,speranah,or various noobs.(benitso mussolini was a noob at bike racing)No one knows.

[edit] Why Shrimp?

Well, that's a very good question. Currently, the only scientific answer is "Why not?"

This is laughably insufficient. Numerous religions have their own interpretations of this question.

Christianity: As punishment for our sins.

Islam: As punishment for our sins.

Buddhism: It's where you are reincarnated if you're really a very nasty person.

Bullshitism: Well, I nearly caught this really huge shrimp...

[edit] Reasons why you should not mess with shrimp

1)They may or may not have stingers

2)They must be fried or saute'ed ahead of time, most people don't carry fry-pans with them

3)There may or may not be a reason #3

[edit] List of things to do with shrimp

1. Shrimp Potatoes

2. Shrimp Stur Fry

3. Shrimp Scallops

4. Shrimp and Potatoes

5. Shrimp Kabobs

6. Beastiality

7. Shrimp Stew

8. Wine Cork

9. Shrimp Salad

10. Shrimp Cocktail

11. Shrimp

12. Fried Shrimp

13. Caijun Shrimp

14. Illinois is worthless

15. Shrimp Fried Rice

16. Spaghetti and Shrimp Balls

17. Chicken Fried Shrimp

18. Shrimp Fried Chicken

19. Shrimp Fried Shrimp

20. Fried Fried Shrimp

21. Shrimp

22. Butt Plug

23. Steve Ballmer's Tongue

That's about it.