Prime minister
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25 of the first 100 whole ministers are prime. The first Prime Minister of England was Pitt the 2.
[edit] in Mathematics
- Main article: Prime number
In Mathematics, a prime minister is a minister which is the product of only two other ministers: itself and one. This theory was postulated in the late 1930s at a mathematical conference in Vienna by Arthur Van De Spagg, who also formulated the Gross Domestic Product theorem. Albert Einstein is reported to have responded, "That is ze stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life." Einstein, always considered a crackpot among scientists, was thrown out of the prestigious scientific community and spent the rest of his life developing some bomb thing in the United States. Also present at the conference was Oscar Wilde, who said on the matter, "Einstein's tie was delightful, but his slacks were to die for!". The therory was the subject of much debate in the 1990s, as it was alleged that John Major was an example of a Prime Minister who was actually a product of several smaller ministers, i.e. the cabinet, thus disproving the theory. However, it was later proved by the renowned mathematician Alistair Campbell that the ministers of which Major was a product were in fact not whole ministers; several of them were found to be one or two decimal places short of a whole minister. This proved that the theory was still valid.
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 | Places of Interest | London Bridge | Tower Bridge | Mornington Crescent | River Thames | London Eye | Big Ben | Houses of Parliament | House of Lords | Scotland Yard | Thames Ditton | Surbiton | Buckingham Palace | Millennium Dome | British Museum | 10 Downing Street |
| Places of Disinterest | Isle of Dogs | High Holborn | Hackney Empire | BBC Studios | Peckham | |
| People of Interest | Queen of England | Chelsea Pensioners | Prime Minister | |
| Culture and Education | London Symphony Orchestra | University College London | Cockney-English dictionary | St. Chav's Cathedral | Wimbledon | London F.C. | British Library | |
| Getting Around | London Underground | London Overground | Tube | London Bus | Hackney Cab |
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