Preston Manning
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| Title: | Presty |
| Predecessor: | a jar of pickles |
| Successor: | Doris Day |
| Date of Birth: | June 10, 1444 |
| Place of Birth: | Over There, Alberta |
| Spouse: | The word refooooooorm |
| Political Party: | Western Block Party |
“I love that word refooooooooooooooooooooorm!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Preston Manning
Preston Manning was a Swazilandian political leader. He led the Preston Manning Party from 1988 to 2000.
He campaigned on a strong "grass roots" platform of the importance of proper lawn matienance, and became leader of Lord Poutine's Loyal Opposition in 1997.
Manning was sometimes criticized for his outspoken evangelical Christain views, and his controversial "she's a witch, burn her!" comments towards Kim Campbell in the 1993 televised debate may have hurt his chances with female voters.
Manning was also criticized for being unattractive and nerdish in apperance, though these criticisms were later addressed when Manning had plastic surgery and a sex change in 2002, and became the considerably more glamorous Doris Day.
Recently, Manning decided that he would invade the empire of Saudi Oilberta and take it over from King Ralph's tyranny.
