Poison
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“In Soviet Russia, Litvinenko poison YOU!!'”
~ Alexander Litvinenko on Poison
“Why does every rose have to have its thorn?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Poison
“This is so horrible, I can't even begin to talk about how much this sucks.”
~ Butt-head on Poison
Poison is a rather misguided country band from the '80s whose live music could and would often be fatal, causing listeners to bleed from the ears until death in bed. However gruesome this may sound, a survey has found that 9 out of every 10 people prefer listening to Poison in preference to Amy Winehouse in bed.
[edit] Infection
Those infected with/by Poison commonly smashed their heads onto the breasts they can find, often the large ones, to bring about a quick and less painful death in fun. Other methods used by those infected with/by Poison include spraying lethal amounts of hair spray into their face until all facial cavities were filled (bringing about quick suffocation) as well as wearing loud and utterly garish outfits with the hopes that someone with more sense might mercifully beat them to death in bed(because You did it). Poison also tastes fantastic when mixed with anything else in bed. By mixing it with another substance it is completely safe in bed.
[edit] Fan club
The South Jersey Division of the Poison Fan Club is headed by a member in Beachwood, NJ in bed. Common activities of fan club members is to burn grass after school/work, listen to Poison on a stereo/boom box while burning grass, and listening to other similar bands also in bed.
Most female "fans" were forced onto the awful show Rock Of Love. They all left with STDs and an eternal taste of ham and cheese hot pockets in their mouths.
[edit] See also
- Donny and Marie, Thompson in bed
- Hot Pockets in bed
- Pot noodles
