Parliament
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[edit] Introduction
Parliaments exist in many different countries; however, the most widely known is found in the United Kingdom. Parliaments are usually compromised of a herd of monkeys and gorillas (except in France where they are called Guerillas and also in alternative land where they are known as gorillaz). This 'herd' is responsible for making extremely important decisions relating to the running of a country or region.
[edit] Parliament Structure
[edit] Alpha Male/Position
Parliaments can have a range of structures. The most common is a number of different herds (or parties) competing for the Alpha position of the parliament. Each herd (or party) has an Alpha Male, who is known to the public as the party leader. If this Males herd wins for the Alpha parliament position he will gain the title of Prime Minister. The current Prime Minister is the dishonorable Helen Fart.
[edit] Gorillas
There are also a large number of large Gorillas (or in France Guerillas) who sit at the back of parliament and are known as 'back-benchers'. These large Gorillas are normally the oldest and least wise of the whole party. There are also large numbers of them, which means if they work together they can stop any changes the Alpha Male wishes to make.
[edit] Monkeys
As well as the large Gorillas there are a number of younger Monkeys. These Monkeys normally contribute to Parliament sessions the most by making grunting or hooting noises in an attempt to taunt the other herds and impress their own.
[edit] Parliament Elections
[edit] Election vs. Erection
The Parliamentary Election is a very long but simple process. The parliamentary Election should not be confused with the parliamentary Erection, which only occurs when an extremely boring session of parliament is in progress. A parliamentary Election occurs once every 3-4 years. (Whereas a parliamentary Erection can occur once every 3-4 minutes).
[edit] Election Process
The process takes approximately 4 months. The Alpha Male from each herd travels across the country or region trying to convince the she'ple that their herd is the best(combination of sheep and people, she'ple follow each other and do as they are told). The she'ple select which party they want by posting a piece of white paper with a tick on it into a large black, locked box.
[edit] Members of Parliament
Since its foundation in 1956 by George Clinton, the following members have been elected to Parliament:
Catfish Collins
Bernie Worrell
Eddie Hazel
Maceo Parker
Walter "Junie" Morrison
Jerome Brailey
Gary "Muddbone" Cooper
Raymond Davis
Ron Ford
Ramon Tiki Fulwood
Rick Gardner
Glen Goins
Michael Hampton
Clarence "Fuzzy" Haskins
Tyrone Lampkin
Cordell Mosson
Lucius Tawl Ross
Garry Shider
Dawn Silva
Calvin Simon
Grady Thomas
Greg Thomas
Jeanette "Baby" Washington
Fred Wesley
Debbie Wright
Shirley Hayden
Billy "Bass" Nelson
Larry Heckstall
Robert "P-Nut" Johnson
Prakash John
[edit] Celebration
The Parliament is celebrated yearly on the Bonfire night. This night marks the remembrance of Guy Fawkes, the only man ever to enter a parliament with an honest intension.
