Old English
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Dumbledore means Bumblebee in Old English - such gives birth to the "Deciding Song" when playing Harry Potter Top Trumps - "He's A Bumblebee, He's A Bumblebee, He's A Bumble-Bumble-Bumblebee!"x2 which has to be sung whilst the other player decides the stat they will play. This is sung to an annoying tune and can make most people quit the game, making you the winner! The idea is that as soon as the above song is sung twice then your go is over and it's next persons go. This is often used to lighten the atmosphere in particularly tense Top Trump games. The above song is (c) copyrighted by Amy, Alice, Sarah and Teri (AKA the Slowpokes!) and was made up in the Ruru atrium (much to the disgust of Amy)
Eald Ænglisc is an tunge sprecen bi Eald Ænglisc menn.
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[edit] Sub-tunges
[edit] Mersien
Se Mersien sub-tunge of Eald Ænglisc wæs se sub-tunge sprecen in Mersie, oþþe Birmen Hæm.
[edit] Norðimbrian
Norðimbrian Inglis wæs sprecen in Noe Castel, ond wæs gelic to Mersien, butan wæs ænlic sprecen bi Noe Castle Unitad suppoorturs ond used 'ð'.
[edit] West Seaxon
West Seaxon wæs se sub-tunge of Englis sprecen in West Seaxe ond Aest Englia, ond wæs different as it had feaw ligeturs.
[edit] Centisc
Se Eld Centisc sub-tunge wæs gelic to West Seaxson, butan Centisc had ligeturs ond wæs cwæt gelic to Norðimbrian as it ealswa used 'ð' ond 'þ'. It wæs sprecen in Cent.
[edit] Sangs
[edit] Fotbal Is Icumen Ham
Fotbol is icumen ham,
Hlud singest "Ængle-lænd!"!
Chantest "AN-NOHWIT" ond singest "OLÉ",
Springeþ se Woruld Cuppe nu,
Singest "Ængle-lænd!"!
Eire-lænd chanteþ æfter Scot-lænd,
Singest æfter Ængle-lænd, þu.
Chanteþ Span-lænd, Singeþ Franc-lænd,
Murie singest "Ængle-lænd!"!
"Ængle-lænd! Ængle-lænd!", wel singest þu, "Ængle-lænd";
Swikest þu ne æfer, nu!
Singest "Ængle-lænd!" nu. Singest "Ængle-lænd!".
Singest "Ængle-lænd!". Singest "Ængle-lænd!" nu!
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