Martin Luther King Jr.
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“I'm the real fucking Martin Luther King! I shouldn't have to fucking type 'Jr.' just to get to this page!”
~ Martin Luther King on this page
“I had a dream... I WAS FUCKIN' FLYING!”
~ Martin Luther King Jr. on While smoking weed
“I have a dream... of a 6oz. top sirloin steak living side by side with 2 eggs, hashbrowns and toast for only 4.49!!!”
~ Martin Luther King Jr. on crack
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After leaving his life long career as a cage dancer outside Philadelphia City Hall his first great act was to found the Lutheran faith in 1517 AD. A prolific graffiti artist, he famously tagged the Wittenberg Castle Church. This impressed many people, and similar tags began appearing in Scandinavia, Switzerland, and France.
One early follower of King's, Calvin, added his own distinctive depiction of himself peeing on things to King's own tags.
His second greatest accomplishment was his famous "I had a wet dream" speech, delivered to the U.S. Congress during deliberations on America's entrance into World War I. "In war," he said, "the moral is to the material as three is to one." No one to this day understands what the hell he meant.
Later on, King became famous fuck ass nigga again as a short order cook and arch-nemesis of Superman and the discoverer of Kryptonite. He also briefly joined the Gorillaz but quit shortly after finding out they were too animated to solve real world problems. Superman forgave Martin and allowed him to join the Justice League but Martin declined because Batman was already too black.
Tragedy struck King's life when his brothers Abraham Lincoln King and John "JFK" Kennedy King were killed by Scott Wolf. Despite his brother Ted Kennedy "Goblin King" King's ardent pleas that he flee the country, Martin Luther King decided to remain, for his job cooking at a Waffle House and preaching about peace and economic and racial equality was not done.
"What a fucking communist, and a lousy cook too!" said Walt Disney, and shot him. However, Martin survived to be soon after shot by Yuji Naka.
Founder of Sega and original inventor of Sonic the Hedgehog before flying across the atlantic ocean, an event that is still today known as "The shot heard around the world"
[edit] Name Confusion
He's not meant to be confused with:
- Clayton Bigsby Black white supremacist
- Martin Luther, the founder of something to do with religion.
- Martin Luther King, Martin Luther King Jr.'s Dad
- Luther King, Circus Sideshow
- Martin, a sitcom on UPN that stars Martin Lawrence (Or is it Chris Tucker?)
- Luther, The last name of Martin Luther
- King, a male Queen
- Junior, a character from Veggie Tales
- Lex Luthor, Superman's best friend and on/off again gay lover.
- Martin Luthor who ceased to exist after Crisis on Infinite Earths and used a simular name.
- Jesus H. Christ, Martin Luther King's Brother
- Malcolm X
- Tim Meadows
- Denzel Washington
- Sean Combs
[edit] Fight to Banish Mondays
Mr. King worked hard to rid the world of Mondays. He could be seen rallying protesters who equally hated waking up early on Mondays to march on Washington. Although Mondays still exist, Mr. King managed to eliminate the third Monday in January for good. Thousands of anti-Monday groups, in fact, groups in general, endorsed this act. So did Garfield.
