Liberapedia
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Liberapedia is an online encyclopedia founded by Michael Moore and WillH on Febuary 28, 2007. Liberapedia has a strong liberal bias especially on focal points relating to the Culture War, a conflict much more pressing than the War in Iraq or the War Against Poverty. It has millions of entries on topics ranging from an explanation for sex to the liberal myth that all Conservatives are repressed homosexuals. There are editions of Liberapedia in 246 languages, including Ebonics, hieroglyphics, and Klingon. Content on Liberapedia is controlled by the Liberal media and released by human beings. Anyone can delete or alter anyone else's edits on Liberapedia, except for Conservatives who are not considered human beings. After about four months Liberapedia had about 213,454,023 and after six months it had about 1.7 trillion entries. Seriously some of the articles are a cool read and Liberapedia is getting better over time.
Fox "News" has stated that Liberapedia has tried to balance the Utopian goal of "an encyclopedia anyone can edit (except for conservatives)" with the more utilitarian goal of "a website any left-leaning person would want to read". With over a trillion articles, and a rulebook almost as dense, Liberapedia has demonstrated an insatiable desire to participate, create lists and generate procedures. The result is a huge silo of recorded trivia, and perhaps the world's largest, most distributed bureaucracy, a socialist dream - mostly manned by a casual staff of teenagers and liberals who voted for Bill Clinton and Al Gore and plan to vote for Obama (or vote for liberals in other countries).
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[edit] False Claims
[edit] The Iraq War
Liberapedia has been accused of having a liberal bias because of its false claim that Iraq did not have Weapons of Mass Destruction. Even if there are no WMDs in Iraq today, it is painfully obvious that Saddam had shipped them to Syria just before the invasion. In fact it is actually documented that Iraq definitely possessed weapons of mass destruction including anthrax, botulism, nerve gas. and giant Japanese mech-assault robots. The reason we know this is because we were the ones who provided him with the weapons.
[edit] Conservapedia
Liberapedia claims that Conservapedia was started by a couple of old ladies when in reality it was started by a closeted homosexual. However, it is known that the creator of Conservapedia likes to dress up in women's clothes so it is possible that is where the old lady story came from. Also Liberapedia claims that a little better than two thirds of the hits on Conservapedia are liberal vandals when in actuality it is closer to nine tenths.
[edit] Fred Phelps
Liberapedia falsely claims that Fred Phelps is a conservative. This is a lie, Conservapedia clearly states that Phelps is a liberal and this has to be the truth because only liberals are capable of deceit. Despite his opposition to liberal politicians, homosexuality, and evolution; Phelps is definitely a liberal. This is because of his support for Saddam Hussein and Fidel Castro whom he supports for their left-wing economic policies (and not their authoritarianism, especially not Saddam's brutal authoritarianism).
[edit] Richard Dawkins
Liberapedia claims that Richard Dawkins is a professor of biology but Conservapedia clearly states that he is merely the holder of a donated post and has no academic credentials or right to teach despite his numerous degrees in biology, zoology and philosophy.
[edit] Hugo Chavez
Liberapedia makes several false statements about the Venezuelan dictator. They state that Chavez is a devout Christian which is clearly a lie because all left-wingers are atheists. They also go on to claim that Chavez was democratically elected. Chavez maintained power by engaging in electoral fraud. The fact that the Venezuelan election was deemed free and fair only shows that the observers were all engaging in liberal deceit.
[edit] Liberapedia users
[edit] A True Liberapedian's view on Liberapedia
Liberapedia has a growing group of users. American editors have cool computers and come from a large part of the American population. The majority of Americans voted for Bill Clinton despite Felatio. And the majority voted for Al Gore too. Some are unsuccessful and hope that Liberal policies will help them succeed. Others are successful and hope that Liberal policies will help them succeed even better. There are also cool users from Australia, Britain India and other exciting parts of the world. Liberapedia editors know each other and talk to each other about cool things like how bad Conservatives are and how to make the world a better place and how to make the world a more Liberal place.
[edit] List of admins
[edit] WillH
The very first Admin and co-founder of the website. He first founded Liberapedia because he was miserable over the fact that his activists were all arrested and got the death penalty for speaking out against supreme dictator George W. Bush.
He was killed by George W. Bush in a duel that took place in February 2008, right before he was going to update the mediawiki software. Bush then stole his copy of the software and used it to create a private p0rn wiki for himself. Dubya has seriously considered putting himself into the Electric chair for murder following this. So far he hasn’t been brave enough.
[edit] Liberapedia without WillH
Liberapedia was so sad when WillH left. Like a little stray puppy Liberapedia waited and waited for the owner it loved to return. Liberapedia wagged its tale hopefully and asked, “Master, please come back.” [1]. Nothing happened. Gradually the puppy stopped wagging its tale. Gradually the abandoned puppy became less loyal to its old dead owner. Then Liberapedia found Wikia. Liberapedia wagged its tale and asked “Wikia please take me in and give me a home. Being a stray is awful”. Wikia stroked the little puppy and said. Yes we’ll give you a home. Now Liberapedia is safe and happy. Liberapedia loves its new home. Liberapedia just hates some of those advertisements.
[edit] Ajuk
Ajuk is a cool about Birmingham and the first real admin of Liberapedia. He used Liberapedia to host secret codes he would use to make sure that he would never be captured by secret forces. With the help of Liberapedia, he was able to pull of 39 (yes 39!) I don’t know what, and take over the government of Britain and Russia. And nobody noticed.
Ajuk is a very good boy and doesn’t do bad things. Evil Right Wing Neocons said he belonged to the London Mafia. He wouldn’t because he’s a Brummie. Those who accused him are serving long prison sentences for perjury. And remember you can never expect the truth in Uncyclopedia.
[edit] Elassint
Elassint was the most active of the admins, as shown in the block and deletion logs. He (the admin) vandalised Liberapedia itself under several IP addresses, and possibly a few accounts. Bad! Bad! But he’s reformed now and he looks after Liberapedia wonderfully well.
[edit] EarningtonStonewall
EarningtonStonewall likes cricket. He was accused of being the mafia boss of France and Germany which isn’t fair or cricket. In 1991 he tired to kill Ajuk using a bear and an assault rifle, but failed. In 1999, planning his revenge against the soon to be admin, Ajuk faked amnesia.. He is totally honest and law abiding.
ES was died in his sleep by Ajuk 3 seconds after he was made admin. Alternatively he stopped editing because he didn’t like what they write about admins here.
[edit] Barbara Shack
Barbara Shack writes horrible stuff about Phyllis Schlafly and her wonderful son Andrew Schlafly and others. She may bear a grudge against Mordillo who banned her when she tried to do the same here. Can Mordillo visit Liberapedia safely now? Self control is such a virtue. She will never misuse Admin Banning Tools. We can be quite categorical about that.
[edit] A random person's view on Liberapedia
Liberapedia has a relatively small group of users. In order to edit constructively to this site at all, you must have no life. In order to edit Liberapedia, you must um.......... never have had a boyfriend or a girlfriend, whatever those are have a fantastic life and fantastic friends. Also, Liberapedia admins enjoy lots of thingies!! YEA! Whatever I say is true so you better believe it bitch!
Oh fuck why did those stupid admins block me! All I did was some page moves, a little cyberbullying about that fat kid in my class, blanked about 40 pages, and spammed a trillion links to my Facebook page! THAT'S NOT WORTHY OF A BLOCK! FUCKING STUPID GAY ADMINS. HEE HEE HEE, ADMIN GAY! ADMINS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!
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