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Fundamentalism is the most absolutely right point-of-view in existence. In fact, it is actually the only point of view that anybody has, except for a few (meaning: most of the planet) heathenistic Satan-worshipping infidels, but their opinions don't count for anything (similar to women and Gay people).

[edit] Fundamentalism in Practice

Fundamentalism is fun AND mental!

“This joke made me feel more humiliated on another page”

~ Osama bin Laden on Being Mocked

“I know what you mean, it's so great having someone who really understands me. I love you Osama”

~ L. Ron Hubbard on Being Mocked

It primarily involves finding a piece of writing that you love so much that you could never imagine being without it, and sticking it up your fundament. It may hurt, it may lead to painful side affects, but there is nothing more praiseworthy than someone with the word of God so deeply lodged in them that even medical science would have a hard time removing it!

FREDDY PHELPS! READ THE NEW BOOK Go Ask Fred Phelps.

[edit] History

Fundamentalism has no official history, because it has always existed and always will exist because it is right. Something can only have history if it falls within the boundaries of time, and since rightness is eternal, there can be no history. However, some history has occured. Around 2000 years ago some character with long hair from Israel claimed that maybe God loves everyone, but true rightness quickly prevailed over him and he was terminated. There are many other histories that are absolutely correct to various people. Most of these are complete bullshit. They include:

• The idea that the universe was sneezed out by the great green arkleseizure
• The idea that the universe consists of atoms
• The idea that dinosaurs are dead
• The idea that Uncyclopedia is the source of all truth

In fact, the universe was sneezed out by the lesser YELLOW arkleseizure of latter day Wisconsin, and therefore consists of nasal cheese, upon which astral dinos feed. Uncyclopedia, as everyone knows, is only full of true lies, and will soon be sued by the governator.

[edit] Fundamentalism Today

Fundamentalism is embodied today by such absolutely righteous organizations such as Islam and the Catholic Church. In recent years, Satan has been attracting more people to his evil position, but God hates them anyways so they will all burn in hell. People like George W. Bush and Fred Phelps are leading modern-day crusades to expand the absolutely, undoubtfully right truth that is Fundamentalism.

[edit] Fundamentalists Love Tolerance

Fundamentalists, or fundies as the like to be called, love everybody on this God-created Earth. They especially love new ideas and scientifically proven concepts. It is also well-known that they love to engage in intelligent discussion of controversial issues.

[edit] Fundamentalism and Hypocrisy

Some Satan-worshipping foolish infidels (who will certainly burn in Hell) have started to spread the ridiculous view that Fundamentalists (a.k.a. God's servants on Earth) are somewhat hypocritical about some issues. This is about as true as Scientology. As with most issues, fundamentalists always wish to protect the unborn life (if they are not gay), but obviously you want to execute those bloody drug dealers and murderers?

Fundametalism today.