Don't vote for my dog!

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You were forgetting, weren't you?! If you forget, the terrorists have won. And that's exactly what my dog Buddy wants.

In an increasingly dangerous world... even after the first terrorist attack on America... the liberals in Congress voted to slash America's intelligence operations, by a whooping 6 billion dollars. Cuts so deep they would have weakened America's defenses. And weakness attracts those who are waiting to do America harm.

This fall, and for the next four years, America needs leadership, a Leadership that will lead us resolutely into yet more strength. We will need this in order to lead resolutely and with courage. America needs character and a leader whose aim is to lead through character and strength. America needs dignity. Honor and leadership is what this country need; what America does not need is my dog, Buddy.

That's right. Buddy, my dog, is the worst. He's just terrible. Don't vote for my dog!

[edit] Reasons not to vote for Buddy

He's gay.
He's a liberal.
He's a nigger.
He hates America.

[edit] Evidence

For a gay dog, he sure is a tease.

I don't make these kinds of remarks lightly. I have both ~~edited~~ enhanced photos and logic to back up my statements.

[edit] He's gay

It's true. He's admitted it.

	A gay dog! (file info)
	So fruity!

“I'm cookoo for dudes!”

~ Buddy on dudes

You've heard him, He's a gay dog. It's a fact that no one likes gay dogs - it’s just an abomination according to God. What kind of an example is he setting for the children? I have to prevent kids from coming over to pet him, because they'd probably go home and start making out with each other. To be honest I think he gets off on it; what a sick, sick dog.

When I found out he was gay, I ran out and had him neutered. And the vet commended me for it. It's good to know there are still people in this country with real values.

But even after I had his balls chopped off, he's still always walking around the house in a swishy kind of way, being quite gay. I can't believe how gay this dog is. He is GAY GAY GAY GAY!

How did I go so wrong with this dog? What did I do to deserve this? What did you do to deserve him?

[edit] He's a liberal

Buddy has a blue ball and a red ball. Sometimes he brings me the blue ball instead of the red one. Can't you see? He's promoting the values of blue states. Of course, sometimes he brings me the red ball. Of course you know what that means don't you? He's a communist!! My dog is a "liberal communist". “Bad dog, Buddy, very bad dog!! If you thought you were getting dinner tonight, you can forget it. It's time for you to see the economic results of communism firsthand.

Also, he's always spending time on the lawn, which is green. In fact, come to think of it, he poops on the lawn - which is organic. So, via deduction, he’s obviously an anti-business anti-Capitalist tree-hugger. I think he's planning to bomb an industrial park or a bank.

The dog is a communist, a socialist, a Marxist, a Bolshevik, a Hippie, and did I mention he's also gay?

What a terrible dog. I implore you not vote for him!

[edit] He's a nigger

Buddy, Watermelon, Nigger.

When forced to choose between a plate with an American flag on it and a plate with watermelon on it, Buddy chose the watermelon. Clearly, this means he is a nigger.

Dogs are very clever about concealing their race, because of the fur. However, if I shaved him, I'm sure he would be as black as the heart of a terrorist. Also, if I cut him while shaving, he'd bleed dog's blood, which again, is the same as with a "Person of Colour". Also, sometimes I catch him on the porch.

Any dog who would turn up his nose at the Red, White and Blue is a dog America does not need. Any dog who would sit in front of a plate of Old Glory with a dumb, gay look on his face is a dog Americans' do not want. In fact the only people who would actually vote for my Nigger dog are people who hate America. Seriously, let me reiterate this for you: Don't vote for my dog!!!

[edit] He hates America

See: above.

[edit] In Conclusion

With all of this legitimate evidence, one could say that Buddy is a gay nigger who hates America. He's a liberal and an unhealthy influence on your children, that dog represents all that is wrong with America - so please think of your children and don't vote for that mutt.

Thank you for your time and concern.