Command Line
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Gosh darnit Windows is annoying me. But I got this Uncyclux live CD that Bob said would let me but without spyware and adware and viruses and Windows being flaky garbage and crashing all the time. The live CD worked really nicely, so I've just run the install. I should be much happier. |
 X startup failed, starting command line... [ FAILED ] Attempting to reticulate splined...[ FAILED ] Attempting to mount /dev/sda...[ EPIC FAILED ] Attempting failure [ SUCCESS ] Attempting sucess [ FAILED ] dglshfm3hbkjphfghrfcxvmgtvbklyuio2h9y [ SUCCESS ] Uncompressing Uncyclux...Okay, booting the kernel... Uncyclux 6.66 LTS uncyclo-laptop ttyXWin Login: uncyclopedia Password: *****o*o******X Uncyclux uncyclo-laptop 6.66.2.7.18281828-459-045 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 6 Unintel Pentagram 6 (Model 666) - 666.66 MHz 6:06:06 UTC 2006 i666 GNU/Uncyclux The programs included within the Uncyclux system are free software; BUT MAY NOT BE DISTRIBUTED. It is important that you don't distribute this software, because our IRC channels get flooded. This You have mail. Too bad you have no way to access it. Last login: Tue Jun 5 16:06:06 2006 uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help Welcome to Uncyclux 6.66, "Faggy Ferret". Based off the UncycloKernel, this is the best release of Uncyclux yet! --help Displays actual help. --i question Interactive version of actual help. --OMGWTFBBQ Secret feature. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ whereis the GUI? the GUI?: uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help --help NO HELP FOR YOU N00B. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ about Uncyclux was based off of the UncycloKernel. Its slogan is "Humans for Lima Beans" uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help --omgwtfbbq Secret feature disabled for n00bs. It's for your own good. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ python Welcome to UncycloPython™! It is Uncyclux®'s revolutionary new Python based command line. 'help' does nothing. 'license' also does nothing. Just start programming. >>> I not a programmer! File "<stdin>", line 1 I not a programmer! ^ Of course you are! >>> >about SpamSpamSPAMSPAM SpamSpamSPAMSPAM >>> quit Python can not quit. >>> :( Python is now quitting. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help --i why is uncyclux broken? Do you really want to know? [y/n] y O RLY? [y/n] y Honestly, RTFM. FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN. Do you want to? [y/n] n Too bad. Sucks to be you. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ boot WinXP No. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ :( OH, no you don't! That's not working this time, biatch. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ boot Mac OSX Honestly. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ irc Join #uncyclux? [y/n] y Nick? ReallyMadUser Topic: PLEASE BEHAVE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE BITCH | tell everyone to rtfm, even if problem is not in manual. | lol, i'm an op | I can change the topic | <dipshit> rtfm | <moron> rtfm | <uncyclux_user> Can I get some help? | RTFM! <ReallyMadUser> Hi, I recently installed Uncyclux and would like to boot in GUI mode, I mean, it did from the live CD. <moron> like, lol, rtfm <ReallyMadUser> I did. <moron> like....um.....stfu <ReallyMadUser> I DID read the manual. Can any of you actually help? <op> OMFG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL THAT IS OUR BEST USER, read the CoC, CoC OMG!!!!11111 <moron> ya, i'm quoted in the topic <op> YA! HES QUOTED IN TEH TOPIC <ReallyMadUser> Excuse me...I just need X to work. <op> STFU * ReallyMadUser has been kicked by op (reason: omfg, use winxp already) uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ startx Access denied. Deleting 'X' for your own protection... done. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ls -ld /usr/bin/X The object is too far away. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ go /usr/bin You are in a large wastebasket, along with many death row prisoners. The puns here are contemptible. Exits are: up /usr east ../share Your torch goes out. - - Grue - - You may be eaten by a Grue. - - uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ light torch - - Lighting torch... [ FAILED ] - - uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ light torch - - Lighting torch... [ FAILED ] - - The Grue cowers in fear from your torch. - - uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ kill grue - - Yeah right. - - (1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000) The Grue bites you. - - You receive 1,000,000 damage. - - (-999,980/20) - - *** You have died *** - - - GAME OVER - - - Would you like to restart, restore or quit? - - uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ restart uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ light torch Lighting torch... [ FAILED ] uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ su - Password: ****** Password: ******** Password: ***** Access denied. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ su - Password: ****** Password: ******** Password: *********** What makes you think there is a root password? uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ experience Ha ha ha. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo help Password: ****** uncyclopedia is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported to your mother. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo X Password: Xunc: X Window System Version 11.2.6.3.2.77a Release Date: 6 June 2006 X Protocol 11, Version 2, Release 6.3.2, Patch 77a Build Operating System: Uncyclux 6.66.2.7.18281828 Current Operating System: Uncyclux uncyclo-laptop 6.66.2.7.18281828-459-045 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 6 6:06:06 UTC 2006 i666 Build Date: 6 June 2006 Before reporting problems, check http://uncyclopedia.x.org to make sure that you have the latest version. (==) Log file: "/var/log/Xunc.0.log", Time: Tue Jul 11 09:15:24 2006 (==) Using config file: "/etc/X11/xunc.conf" (==) ServerLayout "Default Layout" (^^) |-->Screen "Default Screen" (0) (^^) | |-->Monitor "LCD with five dead pixels" (^^) | |-->Device "ATI Technologies, Inc. Radeon l33tz0r 1337 (OM6 ORLY)" (^^) |-->Input Device "Tiny Squishy Keyboard" (^^) |-->Input Device "Clitmouse, er, Nipplemouse, er, TrackPoint" (^^) |-->Input Device "Neuralgix Touchpad" (oo) The directory "/usr/share/X11/fonts/cyrillic" does not exist. Entry deleted from font path. (oo) The directory "/usr/share/X11/fonts/CID" does not exist. Entry deleted from font path. (oo) `fonts.dir' not found (or not valid) in "/var/lib/defoma/x-ttcidfont-conf.d (OO) Danger danger Will Robinson (OO) Bill Gates wants j00r laptop (!!) REPEL NINJA PIRATE INVADERS! (!!) "OO-ARRRRR CAPTAIN-SAN! HONORABLE SAKE SODOMY AND LASH!" (XX) Aborting... (XX) Terminated. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help X Like, lol, rtfm uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man X X(1) Uncyclux Manual X(1) NAME X - display pr0n, crashes your video card unless you use proprietary Nvidia drivers SYNOPSIS X [-displaynumber] [-a acceleration] [-ac] [-audit level] [-auth file] [{-}bc] [-br] [-bs] [-c | c volume] [-cc] [-co filename] [-core] [-deferglyphs font [font [font ...]]] [-youarentreally readingall [thiscrap]] ... DESCRIPTION X is a Windowing system that is good for new users. It can use GNOME, KDE or XFCE. We do not recommend you use X, because Uncyclux does not have native support for the X Windowing System. Sorry! This will be added in 20 years. You might get some help on IRC(1). Might. --more-- q uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man irc IRC(1) Uncyclux Manual IRC(1) NAME irc - talk to teenage girls who are really 40yo FBI agents SYNOPSIS irc The IRC channel #uncyclux is the best IRC channel in the world. It will cater to your EVERY need. It also provides tips for n00bs. You'll never need the manual with this channel around! --more-- q uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ yeah right ARE YOU DOUBTING ME? [y/n] y OH MY GOD. Computer will explode in: 10 uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ NO! STOP! 9 uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ I'm sorry! I'm sorry! ^_^ uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ damn and blast ?SN ERROR uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ xyzzy_ uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ rm user USER DELETED Access key accepted. 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