Bug

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Computer bugs

“The only good bug is a dead bug”

~ a starship trooper on alien bugs

A bug is a well known (yet not documented) bonus feature that is implemented in a software. Makes the software safer and more user friendly. There are several types of bugs, but only the best will lead up to the famous BSOD that is the high point of the day for every computer user.

It is a common misconception that the software bug is some sort of accidental design flaw. The truth is all the best software (see Windows) has several major bugs carefully incorporated during the initial stages of product design. One of the greatest advantages of such good software practice is that it helps increase corporate profits by enhancing consumer satisfaction with so-called patches and bug-fixes. "Bug-fixes" is a term that relates to the replacement of old outdated bugs with far more efficient super-bugs to the pleasure of the dedicated customer (see Service Pack 2).

A bug, in other contexts, is a butterfly with colorful wings or a kind of car, driven by girly men. You are not a girly man, are you? ARE YOU??

[edit] Aliens

Bugs are also the mainstay of Martian diet recently introduced to Earth by Iron Chef Joe Rogaine. Martians eat bugs as a way of honoring their ancestors. The skill of preparing Martian cuisine as learned by terrestrial chefs is known as mixed martial arts.

The Bugs themselves are aliens from a planet near Epsilon Eridani. Their culture and lifestyle is seen in the documentary Men In Black.